30 Funny and True Shower Thoughts for Deep Thinkers

Remember the shower orange trend? You’d take a cold orange with you into a hot shower and eat it while the water streamed down your body. Something about the scent mixed with the steam and the freedom of letting juice dribble without consequence enchanted internet users the world over. There’s even a whole subreddit dedicated …
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30 Fake Deep Posts That Induce Cringe

Cringe is a rite of passage. If you’re a tween/teenager and you’re not a little bit cringe, you’re doing it wrong. At that age, you’re perhaps thinking critically for the first time, seeing the world for what it is, and figuring out that yes, we do live in a society. I remember being 14 and …
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The Week’s Funniest Shower Thoughts for Deep Thinkers (October 30, 2023)

Like many folks, I do my best thinking in the shower. It’s also where I do my best singing and my best sipping. Have you ever had a cold LaCroix in a hot shower? It can be transcendent. I digress. There’s a je ne sais quoi about shower time that helps us stir up ideas …
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The Cringiest Fake Deep Posts of the Week (October 27, 2023)

They say the things you hate the most are the things you see yourself in. Maybe the same is true for cringe. We’ve all been cringey before, most likely in our tweens or teens when the lyrics we loved were heavy-handed and the clothes we wore were straight off the Hot Topic clearance rack. Hey, …
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Random Thoughts From the Bored Brains of Twitter

Do you ever get tired of your own thoughts? I know I do. Especially the damn intrusive ones. Ever since I was a little kid, bleak thoughts would creep into my mind, distracting me from real life and preventing me from living in the present. Thoughts about death, thoughts about sickness, thoughts about the ails …
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The Deepest and Truest Shower Thoughts From Internet Philosophers

You know those «deep thoughts» circulating Facebook in crappy template format? The ones that are probably being shared by your drunk aunt or that completely unsubtle girl who is always going through something? Well, it’s time they got a bit of a refresh. It seems like it’s the most banal sentiments and relatable quips that …
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Random Thoughts From the Bored Minds of Twitter

Do you ever get tired of your own thoughts? I know I do. Especially the damn intrusive ones. Ever since I was a little kid, bleak thoughts would creep into my mind, distracting me from real life and preventing me from living in the present. Thoughts about death, thoughts about sickness, thoughts about the ails …
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Cringey Times People Thought They Were Being Deep

When I was a middle schooler, and if I’m being honest, a high schooler, I thought I was deep AF. The pain that coursed through my little hormonal veins was so potent. My LiveJournal was filled with Radiohead lyrics that not-so-subtly were directed at my ex-boyfriend, and stupid pictures with sad filters and contrived poetry. …
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An Deep Compilation of Deep Thoughts With ‘The Deep’ From ‘The Boys’

I’ve only seen one episode of the latest season of The Boys. And it was pretty damn insane, which is saying a lot about a show that revels in gratuitous violence and (thankfully) humor. The show’s critical depiction of Marvel-esque superhero worship has a nice chunk of the binge-watching population in it the palm of …
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Wannabe Internet Philosophers Who Really Think They Did Something

We’ve all had an emo phase at some point in our lives. This doesn’t mean that we all pledged our allegiance to My Chemical Romance and begged our parents to let us get a lip ring; what I’m talking about is a more spiritual thing. Growing up is hard, and all the realizations that come …
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