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Karen demands lifeguard find her lost bracelet at bottom of the pool, calls ‘this generation’ lazy because he couldn’t find it: ‘We tell people not to wear jewelry in the pool’

Lifeguarding is such a strange job when you really think about it. Water parks, beaches, and community pools around the world put the lives of their patrons in the hands of bored athletic teenagers, making $12 an hour if they’re lucky. It’s honestly a miracle that there aren’t more drownings at pools, given how undertrained, …
Seguir leyendo Karen demands lifeguard find her lost bracelet at bottom of the pool, calls ‘this generation’ lazy because he couldn’t find it: ‘We tell people not to wear jewelry in the pool’

I’ve never been lucky enough to have my own pool, few are. I’d love to one day and feel the luxury of swimming whenever the heck I want. Imagine, taking a dip at 3 AM all by your lonesome just because you feel like it. That’s the highest realm of living I could imagine. And …
Seguir leyendo ‘Wow, that’s awkward’: Sketchy landlord wants to use tenant’s pool on weekends

Nothing hits like that post-pool Dorito-filled ham and cheese sandwich. If you know what I’m talking about, you probably had a childhood where you could dive into a friend’s pool, the public plunge, or maybe you were even lucky enough to have a pool in your very own backyard. But children of the pool all …
Seguir leyendo ‘I call that the torpedo’: Frisky wife has an 11/10 summer when her hubby ranks her pool activities, proving that you never grow out of pool-time silliness (VIDEO)