4 Movie Tropes That Become Certifiably Insane if You Swap Genders

What would happen if movie women approached sex like movie men? What if movie men did rom-coms like movie women? And why the heck don’t we have a gay noir yet!? In this episode of ‘Your Brain On Cracked,’ «Doctor» Jordan Breeding sets out to diagnose just how angry and confused everybody would be. And …
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The Entire Final Destination Franchise Explained (By A Guy Cheating Death And Cooking Spaghetti)

A classic franchise, pasta, and a little trademark suspense. What more could you ask for? Final Destination is long overdue the Cracked  treatment, which Jordan Breeding does his best with even with the looming threat of his own mortality hung over his head. All five movies get a blow-by-blow analysis that would be impressive even …
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The Entire Fast & Furious Movie Timeline Explained (By A Guy Trapped In A Moving Car)

The entire Fast & Furious movie timeline explained in one convenient location by Jordan Breeding trapped in one, extremely inconveniently moving car PERFORMING INSANE STUNTS. Every movie from The Fast and the Furious to the new F9: The Fast Saga (including the short films) movie gets covered. Hopefully they don’t actually finish F10.

I got tied up in a basement and forced to explain the entire SAW movie timeline

The entire Saw movie timeline explained in one convenient location by Jordan Breeding tied up in one, extremely inconvenient basement FULL OF TRAPS. Every movie from Saw I to the new Spiral movie gets covered. This is a brave effort. And one that makes…a lot of good points.