Honestly, who even wants to go to SXSW? Definitely not me. Why would anyone want to stroll through vibrant Austin streets, sipping craft cocktails under strings of glowing lights, feeling inspired by groundbreaking ideas? Gross. Like, who actually dreams of spending warm Texas evenings drifting between electrifying live music shows, discovering that unknown band that …
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Woman quits job, moves from LA to Texas with boyfriend, faces surprise breakup when he comes back from family vacation: ‘3 and a half years of happiness… we’ve been incompatible this whole time’
There are few people as delusional as an individual who is desperately trying to keep the spark of their relationship alive. This is what they mean when they say that love is madness—those red flags all start to look like signs of encouragement until you are given the unwelcome reminder of the reality. This is …
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High school football coach mocks parents for wanting more water breaks for their sons practicing in the Texan summer heat: ‘I believe in WORK, not WOKE!’
If there’s one thing I learned from growing up in Texas, it’s that a high school football coach is never wrong. We all know that isn’t true, but it might as well be true if you’re in a community that values football above all else. Like in universities across America, football coaches are often the …
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25+ Country Music Memes For A Rootin’ Tootin’ Good Time
No other genre of music gets quite as much hate as country. But if you love it, you love it. And it’s not going anywhere. From the days of country outlaws Willie Nelson and Waylon Jennings to the everlasting reign of the universally beloved Dolly Parton, to the country’s new wave of Kacey Musgraves and …
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34 King of the Hill Memes For Boomhauer Superfans
King of the Hill might just be the animated sitcom of the early aughts that has aged the best. I know, I can already hear the distressed cries of septuagenarian Simpsons stans telling me to get off of their lawn, but hear me out! It’s no secret that The Simpsons hit its stride in the …
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30+ Texas Memes For National Texas Day
Happy National Texas Day! Shockingly, this is a different holiday than Texas Independence Day, which anyone who passed their 7th grade Texas History class would know is on March 2nd. Today is about celebrating Texas as a state rather than an independent country with only nine years of glory. Even though Texan secession from the …
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‘Camels and zebras in a building is crazy’: Texan megachurch gets roasted for it’s borderline sacrilegious Christmas production
I hail from the megachurch capital of the world…the DFW metroplex. If you live in any of the quickly developing urban sprawl between Dallas and Fort Worth that has exploded in population over the past 20 years, you or someone you know has probably attended a religious institution that has more in common with a …
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20+ Southern Memes For Sweet Tea Drinking, Southern Comfort Food Eating, Residents of the American South
It’s hard for me to believe that if you divide it by geographic regions, I’ve spent most of my life in the southern United States. Well, that is, if you count Texas as «the South» and not just as its own cultural entity, which, if you do, is fair enough. I don’t find myself missing …
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30 Funny Signs From El Arroyo With a Dash of Southern Charm
Whenever I’m eating at a Mexican restaurant, I think «I wish they had a funny and relatable sign outside of the restaurant to inspire me while I eat these tacos and guacamole.» And it’s because I’m not at El Arroyo in Austin, Texas. Boy, have they nailed that formula. Almost daily, they hoist up a …
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Twitter Reacts To Mega Rich Texas High School With a Food Court Cafeteria And College-Level Football Facilities
If you are not from Houston or Dallas-Fort Worth, you do not know the depth and breadth of Texas high school football. I don’t care if you’ve watched and read Friday Night Lights, it is even more intense than you can ever imagine. Public high schools in Texas spend millions of taxpayer dollars every year …
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