34 King of the Hill Memes For Boomhauer Superfans

King of the Hill might just be the animated sitcom of the early aughts that has aged the best. I know, I can already hear the distressed cries of septuagenarian Simpsons stans telling me to get off of their lawn, but hear me out! It’s no secret that The Simpsons hit its stride in the …
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30+ Texas Memes For National Texas Day

Happy National Texas Day! Shockingly, this is a different holiday than Texas Independence Day, which anyone who passed their 7th grade Texas History class would know is on March 2nd. Today is about celebrating Texas as a state rather than an independent country with only nine years of glory. Even though Texan secession from the …
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‘Camels and zebras in a building is crazy’: Texan megachurch gets roasted for it’s borderline sacrilegious Christmas production

I hail from the megachurch capital of the world…the DFW metroplex. If you live in any of the quickly developing urban sprawl between Dallas and Fort Worth that has exploded in population over the past 20 years, you or someone you know has probably attended a religious institution that has more in common with a …
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20+ Southern Memes For Sweet Tea Drinking, Southern Comfort Food Eating, Residents of the American South

It’s hard for me to believe that if you divide it by geographic regions, I’ve spent most of my life in the southern United States. Well, that is, if you count Texas as «the South» and not just as its own cultural entity, which, if you do, is fair enough. I don’t find myself missing …
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30 Funny Signs From El Arroyo With a Dash of Southern Charm

Whenever I’m eating at a Mexican restaurant, I think «I wish they had a funny and relatable sign outside of the restaurant to inspire me while I eat these tacos and guacamole.» And it’s because I’m not at El Arroyo in Austin, Texas. Boy, have they nailed that formula. Almost daily, they hoist up a …
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Twitter Reacts To Mega Rich Texas High School With a Food Court Cafeteria And College-Level Football Facilities

If you are not from Houston or Dallas-Fort Worth, you do not know the depth and breadth of Texas high school football. I don’t care if you’ve watched and read Friday Night Lights, it is even more intense than you can ever imagine. Public high schools in Texas spend millions of taxpayer dollars every year …
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30 Texas Memes For Lone Star State Residents And Bluebonnet Protectors Putting Up With 100 Degree Heat

If you’re in Texas right now, I’m deeply sorry. You are battling a level of heat that is only paralleled by Arizonans in the continental US. I have to be honest: after spending a couple of summers in the north, I lowkey miss Texas summer. At least in Dallas, the heat is bone dry. In …
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Bartender Serves Hilariously Huge Pint of White Wine

How much wine is too much wine? That is a difficult question for people just beginning to drink out of a glass instead of straight from the bottle. I drank my wine directly from the bottle throughout college. I love strawberry Barefoot wine from the corner store, and nobody could stop me! Even when I …
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Urbanist Memes For Train Boys

By all metrics, I should be an urbanist. I grew up in the Dallas-Fort Worth metroplex, one of the worst places to drive in the country. Those two cities are connected by miles and miles of seven-lane highways, making driving in that area a living nightmare. I miraculously didn’t get into a car crash when …
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Sassy Southern Memes For All Y’all From The South

I am a Southerner, but I’m kind of not a Southerner. If you ask a Northerner, they’d probably say I’m a Southerner because I’m from Texas. However, ask a Southerner or a Texan, and they’ll probably be singing a different tune. Even though I’m technically not a Southerner, growing up in Texas gave me many …
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