When you live in a house with four people to one bathroom, you have to be hyper-aware of not hogging the space during incredibly inopportune times. You can’t blow-dry your hair for twenty minutes during high-traffic times, like weekday mornings. Other people’s showers and trips to the toilet are more important than standing in front …
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Sister cancels family New Year’s Eve Party at her house after her sister’s 4 kids mix toilet water and dinner on Christmas: ‘These kids are pulling out toilet water from the bathroom and splashing it on the floor’
There is a large contingent of parents who want to be their kids’ best friends. They might have had kids young and still feel like teenagers, or they might desperately want a close relationship with their kids that they never had with their parents. Whatever the case may be, being your child’s best friend nearly …
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House cleaner uses toilet water as mop bucket despite a real bucket being provided, flushes toilet 15 times to replenish the water: ‘It’s an old-school way of cleaning and a lot of old school cleaners do this’
Everybody has a different standard for what is considered «clean.» I am a bit messy, but I know that if there’s gross residue on my bathroom sink, I should clean it up. Some people take cleanliness a little too far and think they must do a complete, deep clean of their house every week, which …
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Person Gets Back at Passenger Who Ignored Airplane Etiquette, Taking Up 3 Seats During Flight
As you tiredly settle into your seat on the plane, the hum of the engines fills the cabin, creating a soothing backdrop for the long flight that awaits. Two seconds later, you notice the person who will occupy the seat next to yours… And you can already tell it won’t be a fun flight. Oblivious …
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30 Fart Memes That Can’t Be Held In
My favorite movie is all about farts. No, it’s not Shrek, Shrek 2, Shrek the Third, or Shrek Forever After. It’s actually a VERY serious A24 film, thank you very much. I’m just kidding; it’s probably the most unserious thing A24 had done before they blew the roof off with D*cks: The Musical. Swiss Army …
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A Shower of Bathroom Memes for Squeaky Clean Squatty Potty Users
The chore that I have the most love/hate relationship with is always going to be cleaning the bathroom. On the one hand, it’s an extremely satisfying upper body workout to scrub away the unsightly gunk and grime that comes from all our ablutions. On the other, it’s hard work and also pretty gross. What swings …
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Plumber’s Paradise: 32 Hilarious Plumbing Memes That Flush Your Troubles Away
Plumbing is one of those professions that white-collar workers love to bring up as an example of jobs that makes lots of money without a college degree. Contrary to popular belief, plumbing is not easy money. Unlike most modern jobs, you have to complete a long and arduous apprenticeship before you can start making the …
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Dude Gets Roasted For Claiming He Uses 8 Toilet Paper Rolls Per Day
Twitter Blue is out in full force, and with that comes the Twitter Blue defenders. Many people are roasting the poor naive Twitter users who have subscribed to this paid verification service, and they are getting a wee bit defensive about it. If I paid $8 a month for a practically worthless service, I, too, …
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Aussie Memes For Daggy Blokes
We’re just a bunch of daggy kids doing our thing, no? Australian culture has always fascinated me. From the first time I saw The Wiggles on my TV screen, I knew this was an incredible country. I’ve been staining Courtney Act since I was a teenager, and I will not stop anytime soon. Xanadu is …
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People Discuss the Awkwardness of Public Bathroom Etiquette
Public restrooms are rarely a fun experience. It’s a special kind of person that is happy about pooping outside their own bathroom, and it’s fair to say that they are few and far between. Having nature call when we’re out and about is inevitable, but the inconveniences that it can cause us are much less …
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