40+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (April 20, 2024)

It’s so fun to witness a trend cycle in its entirety. To watch a meme be born, watch it thrive, perhaps even participate in its proliferation, see its demise, and then if you stick around long enough, watch it inevitably return. To be on Twitter is to watch this unfold in real-time. If you’re lucky …
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35+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (April 6, 2024)

Twitter is a friend to some and an enemy to many. It used to be a hullabaloo of fun and friendship and celebrity gossip, and now it seems to be the epicenter of all annoying internet takes. I was talking to a friend recently about people who you can tell are online vs. people who …
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‘In 20 years that I own the property, have not seen such mess inside!!’: High-strung landlord scolds tenant for having a mildly messy apartment

There’s a vast difference between your apartment being mildly messy and being at risk for bugs and mice. I don’t think there’s anything wrong with leaving clean clothes in the laundry basket for a few days or leaving the book you’re reading on the ground. As long as it doesn’t rub up against the people …
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40+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (March 30, 2024)

Tweet it once, shame on you for assuming I’ll read it. Tweet it twice, shame on me for not noticing you stole it. Tweet it and delete it, shame on all of us. The tweet and delete is a tried and true tactic of cowards the world over. You want to get something off your …
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45+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (March 23, 2024)

We all know what doom scrolling is by now. It’s that feeling when you’re stuck in an endless cycle of negativity online, unable to look away, much like a car accident. But I think it’s about time we introduce other types of scrolling. What about hungry scrolling? I do that when I’m about ready for …
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45+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (March 9, 2024)

The best thing about Twitter is that you don’t have to be on it in order to reap its benefits. Case and point: this meme list. All the hard work is done for you and you get to just sit back, relax, and only take in the content worth taking in. Let me tell you, …
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‘You invented hanging out and drinking?’: Couple is ruthlessly clowned for their special ‘bottle night’ tradition

A good hang sesh is an art form, but crafting the perfect hang is like a dance. You can plan all the intricate choreography you want and have all the intention in the world for a good time, but if the feeling isn’t there, it’s nothing. You can’t force a vibe sesh. It must come …
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45 of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (February 17, 2024)

This week on Twitter was a special one, as it usually is on that trash fire of a website. But this week the Tweeters were in full gear, galvanized by the Super Bowl. Twitter is at its best when we can all come together around a common event/piece of culture where everyone can throw their …
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‘His mental state is FINISHED’: Guy blasts Drake song so loud it sets off car alarms in his neighborhood

If our responses to Elmo’s tweet are any indication, we’re not doing so hot. As a culture, as a society, we’re pretty down bad. And what do you do when you’re feeling in dire need of a little comfort… run to Cheezburger.com? Yes, absolutely. But right after that, you might be heading to Spotify to …
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‘I know it smells crazy in there’: Movie theater allows dogs to attend screenings, people react weirdly

I am one of the world’s greatest defenders of going to the movies. I think it’s one of our most sacred rites as humans and to think that it’s in danger of going away fills me with existential dread. To gather to consume art, to pop the popcorn, dim the lights, and lose yourself for …
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