Karen demands lifeguard find her lost bracelet at bottom of the pool, calls ‘this generation’ lazy because he couldn’t find it: ‘We tell people not to wear jewelry in the pool’

Lifeguarding is such a strange job when you really think about it. Water parks, beaches, and community pools around the world put the lives of their patrons in the hands of bored athletic teenagers, making $12 an hour if they’re lucky. It’s honestly a miracle that there aren’t more drownings at pools, given how undertrained, …
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‘Your DIL is quite the entitled gold (or emerald) digger’: Bratty fiancé demands mother in law’s expensive ring

Jewelry, throughout history, has held untold significance. Think of the hope diamond or the heart of the ocean. Decades-long epics have been launched from their shiny depths! Something about certain rocks’ glittering glow brings out the magpie in all of us. People go crazy over pretty shiny things. Jewelry can also hold special meaning for …
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People Ponder What Rich People Fantasize

What would you do with limitless money? Imagine, one day you decide to buy a Powerball ticket on a whim, don’t think much of it, and then wake up to find out you’ve won the jackpot. You now have more money than you could possibly comprehend. What’s the first thing you’d do? What’s your greatest …
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People Ponder What Rich People Fantasize About

What would you do with limitless money? Imagine, one day you decide to buy a Powerball ticket on a whim, don’t think much of it, and then wake up to find out you’ve won the jackpot. You now have more money than you could possibly comprehend. What’s the first thing you’d do? What’s your greatest …
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Piercing Memes For Everyone With a Masochistic Need for More Body Holes

If you had told people in the 1950s that one day it would become common for individuals to stick metal in random parts of their faces and bodies in the name of self expression, most of them would probably be horrified. Indeed, there are still plenty out there today who feel iffy about the fact …
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Wholesome Stories of Metal Detector Finds With Lots of Happy Endings

As a kid I’d often visit the beach with my grandparents, just to peacefully watch the waves crash for an hour or so, and maybe look for sea glass or rocks that I’d later find were only pretty when wet from the sea water. On these trips we’d often see a man or woman slowly …
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Floyd Mayweather Roasted For His Excessive Bling at a Miami Heat Game

Do people still use the word ‘bling’ to describe flashy jewelry? Or are we saying ‘drip’ now? Whatever the terminology, Floyd Mayweather was sporting it at the Heat vs. Spurs game in Miami this past weekend. His excessive and excessively thick chains may have even been wearing him. At least that’s what the fashion police …
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Fourteen ‘This Is How I Win’ Memes From Adam Sandler’s New Movie ‘Uncut Gems’

Adam Sandler’s new movie Uncut Gems was just released on Christmas day, and besides people on the internet being surprised at his more serious role, there have also been some excellent memes. This one in particular, known as «This is How I Win,» has been used to symbolize those times when you succeed by being …
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