‘Happy New Year, the misery never ends’: The cringiest cringe pics of the week (January 3, 2024)

The act of cringing might only last a moment, but cringe itself lasts a lifetime. As much as we’d like to deny it, we’re still thinking about a few select moments from our younger years that we can’t help but cringe about. For me, it’s throwing up on the school bus leaving my 8th-grade field …
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‘I drank 101 Panera lemonades even though I have an anxiety disorder’: Dopey people reflect on the silliest things they did in 2023

It’s become a cliché by now (and not always a true one at that) to complain that the internet only shows us the highlight reel of other people’s lives. Never is this clearer than we are ushering in the new year, as social media abounds with happy photo dumps and self-congratulatory personal achievement threads.  These …
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‘Everything works itself out’: 32 wise men of 2023 reveal the most important things they learned this year

The tail end of the year is a time when many choose to self-reflect. When we’re made abruptly aware of the unrelenting passage of time, it’s easy to feel the need to take stock and/or go into existential crisis mode, and we’re usually better off taking the more productive route with this. It’s never enjoyable …
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35 Holiday Work Memes for Lethargic Laborers Circling Back in 2024

Your boss has asked you to get a project done before the end of the year, but with a few days left before Christmas, how are we supposed to muster the energy to do anything worthwhile? For most lethargic laborers, we’ve already entered a delightful season where we can put our email away message and …
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Luxury Gym Equinox Bans «New Years Resolutioners» From Joining On January 1st

There is a lot of hostility towards some people pursuing a New Years’ Resolution. It’s a widely accepted view that lazy people use the new year as an excuse to work on themselves when they would never have otherwise. I don’t completely agree with that; I think there are a lot of achievable goals you …
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Dude Uses 3D Printer to Try and Make New Year Glasses, Amusing Results Ensue

We didn’t know how good we had it on the eve of the millennium. The economy was still booming, we had hopes for a new century, and most importantly, the novelty glasses were easy to manufacture so we could see in the new year in style. Twenty three years later, things don’t seem to be …
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New Years Eve Memes For Everyone Ringing In 2023

«Should auld acquaintance be forgot and never brought to mind? Should auld acquaintance be forgot and auld lang syne?» To that question, I say, «no.» This auld acquaintance song used to be the quintessential New Years’ Eve tune. I say used to because, come on…if Ella Fitzgerald’s «What Are You Doing New Year’s Eve» is …
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Memes For That Awkward Time Between Christmas and New Years

We have entered one of the weirdest parts of the calendar year; a measly, scrawny little week in time that makes you question your reality. I’m talking, of course, about that weird little week between Christmas Day and New Year’s Day. We are currently in the middle of TWO, count ‘em, two long weekends, which …
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