Entitled dad steals a guy’s lunch and gives it to his teenager, then gets 1,000,000-level Scoville karma when his spicy sauce bites back; chaos ensues: ‘This kid chows down before I can even protest’

Spicy food tolerance is a spectrum. Black pepper may seem zesty to some, while ghost peppers barely tickle the peckers of spice-loving fiends. Funnily enough, I believe that this tolerance is a learned trait and over time, anyone can become immune to spiciness—that is, of course, if they’re willing to endure the torturous mealtime ritual …
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25+ Spicy Food Memes for Spice Lovers Adding Hot Sauce to Everything

Everyone has a different spice tolerance. To some, even ranch dressing borders on too much. Others could down a bottle of ghost pepper hot sauce and still save room for some Flamin’ Hot Cheetos. Odds are, at some point in your life, you’ve tested the boundaries of your spice tolerance. You’ve eagerly downed a bowl …
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Employee gets spicy revenge on the office food thief, spiking his sandwich with scorpion pepper powder: ‘Never stole anyone’s lunch again’

Spicy foods exist in nature to deter foraging predators, but in the office world, this hot sauce aficionado learned that they can be used to fend off pests who are stealing your lunch.  After having your lunch stolen out of the communal fridge at work, any employee would be peeved. But after several wasted sandwiches, …
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Spice-phobic husband complains family doesn’t accommodate his palate: ‘He’s a big boy and shouldn’t be acting like that’

As a spice enthusiast, I have little patience for those who can’t take the heat. Sure, I have my limits, but it’s no fun to go out to eat with people with limited palates. Some folks can’t help it, sure, but I feel like some of them are just being wimps. But in any case, …
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A Taco Stuffed with Silly Salsa, Humor and Memes

I’m hungry. Are you hungry? Because I know a great place… That everyone else knows. Taco Bell, duh. I would say it’s definitely worth the trip to the bathroom afterward, wouldn’t you? In any case, I actually used to work at a taco place. Not Taco Bell, but close enough. I was promptly fired because …
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Cat Owners Share the Spicy (Yet Wholesome) Things They’ll Tell Their Cat if They Could Speak Kitty Language

Every hooman wishes they could talk to their pet. Although in our lonely moments, most of us talk to our cats and dogs anyways, our pets have pretty much no idea what we’re talking about and blissfully stare into space until they hear their name or the word ‘treat’. But cat owners, what if our …
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30 Spicy Food Memes For Spiceophiles Who Never Choose The Mild Option And Would Slay ‘Hot Ones’

Spicy food is not for everybody, and I’ve got just the amusing anecdote to illustrate that. When I was a kid, I went to a golf tournament through my connection with a dog adoption non-profit. Those details aren’t important, but what is important is that I and all of the geriatric attendees of said golf …
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Glow, Gloss, and Glitter: Girliest Girly Girl Memes of the Week (June 30, 2023)

We all have our fictional style icons that we look up to: Elle Woods, Blair Waldorf, and Carrie Bradshaw. What all of those baddies have in common is a big city life, big city paycheck, and time to kill in designer boutiques. Unfortunately for us regular folks, usually we’re stuck with 9-5 jobs, a bursting, …
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24 Snappy Memes for Women Who Wear the Sassy Pants in the Relationship (June 30, 2023)

When life gives you a sassy personality – you don’t pout nor reminisce on the ‘what if’ but instead, you embrace it. You take that sass and make a nice blend of sizzle, spice, and everything nice. Now we don’t know about you ladies, but we honestly believe that the best type of girlfriends are …
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Clever Comebacks and Retorts From Internet Geniuses

It’s a tale as old as time. After a long day of staring at your screen in anger,  you’re standing (or maybe sitting, crying) in the shower. Just trying to wash away the agony of the day. As you lather up your hair with sweet-smelling shampoo, there it is. A «Eureka!» moment. No, not the …
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