Kids are not always the most quiet members of society. They tend to say anything that pops into their head, especially when they’re not of school age quite yet. Little kids frequently cannot control their emotions and, as a result, have crazy meltdowns in public in front of everybody. As much as a baby crying …
Seguir leyendo ‘I would simply command the child to be quiet’: Childless woman claims kids shouldn’t be in public if they can’t be quiet, gets roasted by parents
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‘You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me’ Tweets For Non-Swifties Who Can’t Understand What She Meant By That
Taylor Swift’s latest album, The Tortured Poets Department, came out last week to mixed notices. Some say that her year of ruling the world is officially over, and the tides are once again turning on the pop princess. Others are thrilled they’re getting 40 songs from their favorite artist and don’t care what the haters …
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‘This is basically selling your soul, it’s so pointless’: Middle class man’s daily routine gets roasted for being boring, fellow 9-5ers rush to his defense
When you are a kid, it’s easy to look at a 9-5 like it’s a constrictive indicator of a boring life. They can’t understand how somebody who goes to work every day, does the same thing, and goes home can possibly be happy. When you’re young, adult life can sound like an escape from the …
Seguir leyendo ‘This is basically selling your soul, it’s so pointless’: Middle class man’s daily routine gets roasted for being boring, fellow 9-5ers rush to his defense
‘Most people I’ve known peaked somewhere between 25 and 30’: Youngsters debate whether your 20s or 30s are your true prime
Ever since I was a teenager, I’ve been afraid of «peaking.» The idea of reaching a point where you feel like «everything’s downhill from here» was and still is terrifying. I remember being in the car with my high school girlfriend’s dad, and we talked about peaking in high school. I mentioned not wanting to …
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Dad bags 44 pounds of parmesan cheese worth $650 for $10, dudes of the internet rejoice: ‘This man won’
It’s easy to proclaim, «Dudes rock.» Your boyfriend threw his candy bar wrapper right into the trash can across the room? Dudes rock. Your buddy built a cannon launcher out of stuff he found in the garage? Dudes rock. Your dad won a Lego Yoda by guessing the exact number of Legos in said Yoda? …
Seguir leyendo Dad bags 44 pounds of parmesan cheese worth $650 for $10, dudes of the internet rejoice: ‘This man won’
5-year-old tells mom he got his friend’s address, presents adorable drawing of a house: ‘Cannot believe you’re doxxing a child’
I don’t care what anybody says! Kids are adorable, and their antics make the world a much better place. There has been a lot of anti-child sentiment spreading around Twitter lately, and honestly, I don’t get it. I understand not wanting to take on the responsibility of raising a child, but hating all kids because …
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‘As adults, we don’t share our personal items’: Controversial mom rejects the idea that ‘sharing is caring’
Like many kids, I grew up on the idea that «Sharing is caring.» As an only child, that was hard to grasp sometimes. Still is. Since there wasn’t anyone around to share things with, I kept my stuff to myself. But I’ve learned to compensate as an adult. My friends and roommates are constantly borrowing …
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Job posting demands 10 years experience using Generative AI, despite ChatGPT coming out less than 2 years ago: ‘Ideal candidate will have good time-travelling skills’
It’s a truth universally acknowledged that job applications often ask for more than they need. They want to appeal to smart, qualified candidates and do so by setting their expectations to the moon and hoping that someone who is realistically qualified still applies despite the requests for years and years of experience. I don’t like …
Seguir leyendo Job posting demands 10 years experience using Generative AI, despite ChatGPT coming out less than 2 years ago: ‘Ideal candidate will have good time-travelling skills’
‘The time of jacked nerd is here’: Fitness bros clown Mark Zuckerberg for video doing leg presses
Perhaps the most widely made fun of person on the internet is Mark Zuckerberg. It’s only right, seeing as he helped pioneer the cruel internet as we know it today. You can’t make a website asking people to rank college girls and not expect to get made fun of in turn. What goes around, comes …
Seguir leyendo ‘The time of jacked nerd is here’: Fitness bros clown Mark Zuckerberg for video doing leg presses
‘If people did this population would be 73’: Life coach claims people need to have their life together before dating, gets roasted for her high standards
Everybody has some periods of their life when they are unfit for dating. For me, that was my first couple of years of college. I wasn’t sexless for lack of trying, but I had several problems that were keeping me from finding romantic connections: I had cystic acne, I gained about 15 pounds, I had …
Seguir leyendo ‘If people did this population would be 73’: Life coach claims people need to have their life together before dating, gets roasted for her high standards