There are plenty of critiques to be made of people who spend too much time on social media, but a lack of creativity isn’t one of them. Never before has the average person been exposed to such a high quantity of interesting sentence compositions and colorful turns of phrase. It is no wonder that we …
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20 Clever Comebacks That Use the Finest Humor and Wit
What is it that makes the internet the fascinating, terrifying, and addictive place that it is? Why, it’s the people that use it, of course. The wit that can be found on social media and beyond is the kind of thing that keeps the real screen obsessives coming back for more every single day, and …
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Grandparents roasted by grandkid after playing favoritism, upset parents won’t punish her behavior: ‘My parents looked at me expectantly, but I didn’t do anything’
We’ve all heard stories of how Boomers can be. When they think they’re right, there is no convincing them otherwise, even if they’re entirely in the wrong. All this family drama started way back when their own kids were born. Their daughter says her parents have always played favorites. It’s a well-known fact. Because she’s …
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‘So, you don’t plan to retire?’: 15+ Perfect comebacks to the classic line ‘Nobody wants to work anymore’
There’s an art to the perfect comeback. Sadly, that moment usually comes way after we have the chance to say it to someone’s face. There’s a classic Seinfeld episode that explores this, where George goes to great lengths to execute the perfect retort. It’s a phenomenon that the French call «L’esprit de l’escalier» or «staircase …
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‘Our generation has become extremely lazy’: Bully boomer complains about ‘lazy’ work from home-rs, coworker ends him with perfect comeback
Working from home has been one of the greatest inventions of the last half-century. It allows employees so much more flexibility than ever before and keeps people happier at their jobs. But it can be hard for the older generations to swallow. Sure, if you had to wake up at 6 am, put on an uncomfortable suit, …
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‘You’re like a brother to me’: People share the worst responses they got to saying ‘I love you’
Oh love, you do such strange things to so many people. One of the most pivotal moments in any relationship is the moment of the first declaration of love, and to be the person who says the first ‘I love you’ is an incredibly stressful experience. But when that someone summons the courage and says …
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Savage Comebacks & Brutal Burns From the Insult Laureates of the Internet
If it’s wrong to laugh at someone getting completely owned on the internet, then I don’t want to be right. Sure, there’s always a line, and I would never condone cyberbullying, punching down, or threats of any kind—that crap is never funny. A beautifully crafted burn, roast, or witty comeback, however? Those should be cherished …
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15 Ruthless People Who Stopped at Nothing to Hate on Others
While spreading sunshine, positivity and love is all well and good, I can’t deny that meanness is funny sometimes. I can’t condone those natural born haters all the time, unless they happen to have the genius wit of Azealia Banks. Nonetheless, we have to admit that the right kind of putdown can be extremely entertaining. …
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15 Times People Gave Immaculate Comebacks by Taking Themselves Down Too
When you shoot a gun, all the focus is on where the bullet goes. We forget that the recoil can pack a punch, too. As far as my deeply unscientific brain understands it, it’s basic physics that applying force is going to mean some of that force coming back to you. Sometimes, it’s a similar …
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College Goers Share Sassy Comebacks Exchanged Between Professors and Students
Our college years can be some of our messiest ones. That earliest stage of adulthood is never plain sailing whatever you choose do with it, and the stresses and freedoms of formal education only make it more difficult. This is a fancy way of saying that most college students have skipped a class from time …
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