Oh love, you do such strange things to so many people. One of the most pivotal moments in any relationship is the moment of the first declaration of love, and to be the person who says the first ‘I love you’ is an incredibly stressful experience. But when that someone summons the courage and says …
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Savage Comebacks & Brutal Burns From the Insult Laureates of the Internet
If it’s wrong to laugh at someone getting completely owned on the internet, then I don’t want to be right. Sure, there’s always a line, and I would never condone cyberbullying, punching down, or threats of any kind—that crap is never funny. A beautifully crafted burn, roast, or witty comeback, however? Those should be cherished …
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15 Ruthless People Who Stopped at Nothing to Hate on Others
While spreading sunshine, positivity and love is all well and good, I can’t deny that meanness is funny sometimes. I can’t condone those natural born haters all the time, unless they happen to have the genius wit of Azealia Banks. Nonetheless, we have to admit that the right kind of putdown can be extremely entertaining. …
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15 Times People Gave Immaculate Comebacks by Taking Themselves Down Too
When you shoot a gun, all the focus is on where the bullet goes. We forget that the recoil can pack a punch, too. As far as my deeply unscientific brain understands it, it’s basic physics that applying force is going to mean some of that force coming back to you. Sometimes, it’s a similar …
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College Goers Share Sassy Comebacks Exchanged Between Professors and Students
Our college years can be some of our messiest ones. That earliest stage of adulthood is never plain sailing whatever you choose do with it, and the stresses and freedoms of formal education only make it more difficult. This is a fancy way of saying that most college students have skipped a class from time …
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Clever Comebacks and Retorts From Internet Geniuses
It’s a tale as old as time. After a long day of staring at your screen in anger, you’re standing (or maybe sitting, crying) in the shower. Just trying to wash away the agony of the day. As you lather up your hair with sweet-smelling shampoo, there it is. A «Eureka!» moment. No, not the …
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Witty Introvert Memes for Eager Outsiders Who Always Leave the Party Early
If you have a laundry list of excuses just waiting to be used when your friends ask you to go out, you might be a little bit introverted. It’s not that you don’t enjoy your friends, you simply don’t have the energy to speak with all of them, all the time, at once. You’d need …
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Clever Comebacks & Retorts From Internet Geniuses
It’s a tale as old as time. After a long day of staring at your screen in anger, you’re standing (or maybe sitting, crying) in the shower. Just trying to wash away the agony of the day. As you lather up your hair with sweet-smelling shampoo, there it is. A «Eureka!» moment. No, not the …
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Top Creative Insults of the Week (March 3, 2023)
We all spend a fair amount of time scrolling our lives away on the Internet, and sometimes it feels as though it’s for naught. But if the internet’s good for anything, it’s seeing strangers get roasted and toasted in public forums, whether it’s in a Twitter thread or the comments on any given subreddit. You’ll …
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Top Spiciest and Creative Insults of the Week (February 23, 2023)
A good insult is hard to come by. As schoolchildren, we start with the basics. There’s the powerful «No, you!» which is followed by the even more powerful and incredibly smug «I know you are but what am I?» We remember the early days of «Your mom» jokes (which are extra devastating if the mother …
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