There are two lessons you learn in preschool that trump all others: How to call 911 & Stop, Drop, and Roll. Like many 4-year-olds, I took it upon myself to call 911 one night in the basement just to see if it worked. Wouldn’t you know, a police officer showed up at our house, even …
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Dude Gets Sent Home For Showing Up to His New Job Two Minutes Late
There is an art and science to being late to things. As somebody who is chronically early to nearly everything I do, even I know that to be true. When I did theatre as a child, we were taught that to be early is to be on time, to be on time is to be …
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Firefighter Memes For Firefighters, Volunteer or Otherwise
When you’re a kid, you’re presented with very few jobs that you could pursue in the future. Everyone wants to be a doctor, spaceman, or cop, but all of these occupations pale in comparison to being a firefighter. Gun to my head, if I had to choose one of the «babies first dream job» jobs, …
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Twitch Streamer Gets Ridiculed For Setting Kitchen On Fire While Cooking
No matter how much of a maestro we are in the kitchen, all of us have fallen foul to a cooking mishap at some point or another. Between the knives, the heat, and the hygiene hazards, it is the room in our homes where we’re most likely to have an accident. However, the likelihood that …
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Student Shouts Out Crocs For Giving Shoes To Entire High School In Fire-Stricken Colorado
Crocs have been having a real moment for quite a while now. Once upon a time, they were shunned as an ugly shoe for dorks, and people working jobs where they didn’t have a choice. Nowadays, they’re a fashion statement that’s repped by celebrities and normal people alike. As if that wasn’t good enough, it …
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All The Apoplectically Ridiculous Reactions To The Ocean Being On Fire
As anyone who is not living under a rock is aware, this weekend saw part of the Gulf of Mexico set on fire. An underwater gas leak engulfed part of a pipeline in flames, taking more than five hours to put out and providing the world with the startling image of two opposing compounds at …
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Footage Of San Francisco Looks Like Something Straight Out Of Blade Runner
As the «gender reveal» wildfires in California rage on, cities have started looking like a scene straight out of a video game or sci-fi movie.
This Is Fine.
Absolutely nothing to see here.