Fast Food Worker Memes For Unappreciated Employees

On Christmas Day, customers usually have enough shame to not show up at a fast food place. They ask insecure questions about when the company lets the employees go home. When you deliver the sad news that you’re working until closing, they retreat to their table to eat their McChicken with embarrassed expressions. Unfortunately, during …
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Tasty Taco Bell Memes That Have an Extra Crunch

As might be expected from the place that spawned the Golden Arches, America is filled with iconic fast food chains — and Taco Bell is up there with the big boys. Nobody is out here claiming that it is an authentic take on Mexican cuisine, but that doesn’t stop it being pretty damn popular.  Beloved …
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Random Memes For One Mr. Rand Om

We’ve got a fresh hot list of memes for one Mr. Rand Om? Is there a Randy Om in the room? Randolph Om, are you present? No? What a waste.  Coming up with clever and funny pun names are one of the few instances where I find the art of punning vaguely tolerable.  My friends …
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The Tastiest Taco Memes for Taco Obsessed Foodies Celebrating National Taco Day

I can’t even remember a time when I didn’t quiero tacos… What is there not to like? It’s like a beautiful hodgepodge of deliciously paired flavors wrapped up in your choice of hard or soft/ corn or flour tortilla shell. Yes, tacos do tend to fall apart when eating them, but don’t we all fall …
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Memes That Can Help You Dominate The Day

Not to be corny, but I have an incredibly corny story about a high school teacher who always told us to «dominate the day.» He was my world history teacher and a football coach, usually a red flag. If you’ve never been to a school with incompetent coach teachers who were unnecessarily cruel to unathletic …
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Companies Tweet One Word Summarizing Their Brands After Official Amtrak Account Accidentally Tweets «Trains»

Being on Twitter in 2018 could be a painful experience for various reasons, but none more painful than the never-ending onslaught of brands trying to be funny. You really had to be there, but if you weren’t, you are one of the lucky ones. Twitter brands would try to start beef with each other, form …
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An Assembly Of A1 Memes

Have you ever lied on your resume, saying you were «proficient in Excel?» I have a theory that at least 55% of people who put «proficient in Excel» on their resumes are bold-faced liars. Because what is proficiency, really? Proficiency is a journey, not a destination! Do we all just wake up one day and …
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A Series Of Silly Goofy Images

This world is hard on silly memes. Memes filled with a joyous whimsy. Nothing in this world is harder than being a goofy and fun-loving meme.  Actually, that’s a lie. Though this world is hard on silly men (men filled with a joyous whimsy. Truly, nothing is hard than being a goofy and fun-loving man, …
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Stoners Rejoice: Taco Bell Debuts Tasty Experiments With Giant Cheez-Its

Cheez-Its are my kryptonite. I can make those slightly greasy, salty squares of cheesy goodness disappear in mere minutes. And when I say «those» I mean a whole damn box. Usually when this mindless yet voracious eating occurs, I am under the influence of plant medicine that was recently legalized in New York. And I …
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The Astrological Signs as Popular Fast Food Restaurants

We love to see people get into a tizzy over astrological memes and designations, so you can imagine our delight at coming across this Facebook post from Mela Golden’s page assigning the signs of the zodiac to popular fast food restaurant chains. It’s hard not to be opinionated where these restaurants are concerned: they’re (usually) …
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