‘She must have very rich parents’: Little girl performs horrendous rendition of The National Anthem, gets compared to Fergie

We’re living in a post-America’s Funniest Home Videos world. We no longer have a clip show airing on cable designed to show us as many fails as possible in close succession. We’re also living in a post-American Idol audition fails world. I have not watched American Idol recently, but I’m pretty certain they’re not using …
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25 Sopranos Memes for Fans of the Titular Family and a Little Bit of Gabagool

I love «The Sopranos.» Many, myself included, would call it the launch of a new age of television. Without Tony Soprano we wouldn’t have Don Draper, Walter White, Dexter Morgan, and many others. It would be a stretch to call Tony an anti-hero. He’s not a hero, he’s a downright sociopath. But the way in …
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Aspiring Musician ‘Traveled 1000km’ to Perform in Times Square, Faces Roasting on Twitter

New York: it might be the city of dreams, but that doesn’t mean that all of them should be made reality. A few nights I had a dream that I got judgmental looks on a bus for being the only passenger who wasn’t breastfeeding. Do I have any desire to recreate this in real life? …
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‘Show me the money!’: Gen Z employees make a riveting video showing their boss that they deserve that «performance-based» bonus

They definitely deserve at least a pizza party after that bend-and-snap.

Parents Take Their Kids to Museum’s ‘Family Day’, Every Exhibit is Weird Performance Art

I went to the museum a lot with my family when I was a kid. While we strolled the halls of the Art Institute of Chicago, we sometimes stumbled into the contemporary art exhibit to see what the artists of today were up to. One time, my kid sister found a video of a clown …
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Twitter Users Mesmerized by Ridiculously Complex Gender Reveal

Gender reveal parties are a divisive topic. While there are a surprisingly large amount of expecting couples out there who believe that they offer a cute accompaniment to their baby shower, there are numerous criticisms made by others that range from gender essentialism to the fact that some of the more flamboyant ones have risked …
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Former Theater Kid Delights Internet Sharing Campy Elvis Impression at First Communion

Out of the numerous denominations of Christianism out there, Catholicism is undeniably near the top of the list of ones with the most theatrical flair. All those big old cathedrals, different types of robes, and Latin rituals lend themselves to the kinds of people who enjoy a little high drama. Add this to the fact …
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Pole Dancer Performs For Senior Center, Receives Rapturous Response

Unless you’re a senior citizen yourself, or you spend a lot of time with them, it can be hard to imagine what it is that retirees actually do all day. On paper, the idea of leaving behind the world of work to do whatever we want with our time is a dream come true for …
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College Acapella Group Performs ‘Somewhere Over The Rainbow’ Online After Being Quarantined

Amid everything getting cancelled due to the spread of coronavirus, the Chino Valley USD acapella group decided to get creative with their own cancelled performance, by individually recording their parts and combining them for an adorable and memorable performance!