25 Banana Memes For Nymphia Wind Stans

For most of you reading this, bananas are merely another fruit in the fruit basket. But if you’ve been watching the last season of RuPaul’s Drag Race, you know that bananas are so much more than that. One of the finalists competing tonight is a queen named Nymphia Wind, and she is obsessed with bananas. …
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25 Fruit Memes for Blueberry Believers and Strawberry Supporters

My mother used to tell me «Fruit makes you cute.» It has stayed with me my whole life. Every time I pop a blueberry, peel a banana, or stick an orange slice in my mouth, those words ring in my ears. And she’s right. Fresh fruit contains antioxidants and vitamins and hydrates us to make …
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‘We’ve tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas’: Kid punches teacher and breaks his glasses, Parents suggest ‘calming banana’ as the solution

Kids misbehave in a multitude of ways. Misbehavior can be chalked up to developmentally normal deviance or it can be indicative of more dangerous behavior to come if it’s not properly dealt with. The key is knowing the difference. When I was a kid, I got in trouble for talking too much in class (I’ll …
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A Whole Bunch of Banana Memes to Drive You Totally Bananas

Bananas are the perfect fruit. They’re mobile, they’re easy, they’re cheap, and they’re delicious. Sure a banana may only last 24 hours in your house before fermenting and turning putrid brown, but within that perfect timeframe, they’re a golden secret hiding in your fruit basket.  Vegans use bananas instead of eggs and athletes use bananas …
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‘As you wish Mr. Principal’: Principal Shuts Down Student’s Booth Due to ‘High Profits’, Leading To Student’s Clever Compliance With School Policy

It really is a gift to be petty. There is no match for the genuine, honest, and organic expertise of a petty individual. You are either gifted from birth or you are not.  The story that follows fully supports my claim. OP recounts an incident that happened not too long ago when she was still an …
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Explain Like I’m 35: Who Is The Banana Cat? (April 23, 2023)

Most of us are no stranger to the philosophy that cats rule the internet. They’re cute, they’re funny, and you can do some hilarious things to them in Photoshop; by extension, this means that they have always been meme heavyweights as well. LOLcats introduced millions of people to the idea of funny internet pictures, which …
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A Bunch of Banana Memes That Are Extremely Appealing

In many ways, the banana is the perfect fruit. It’s tasty, it’s been bred to fit perfectly into the human hand, and it’s packed full of nutrients. It is versatile enough to be used multiple ways in baking, and most importantly of all, it is the pinnacle of humor. Some guy slipping on a banana …
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