Is our body a never-ending project, or are we living in it? Fitness influencers offer a seductive promise: that with enough discipline, protein, time, knowledge, and consistency, we can become the best version of ourselves. That can be partially true, but, to quote Patrick Bateman, «You can always look thinner, look better». That promise can …
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20 Gym memes for my gym bros and sis to feel better about their gym journey
Getting the motivation to go to the gym can be hard. I’m pretty sure that nobody really likes going to the gym. And if they say they do, they are either lying or they have been brainwashed. You get up earlier to put on some awful clothes that are stretchy and weird, start exercising and …
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‘No squatting in the texting rack’: 22 Gym Memes for Future Gym Rats Who Are Just Starting to Build the Habit
If you want to start going to the gym but struggle to build new habits, this is the way to go I think I cracked the code of building a habit. I never thought I’d say this, but I can’t live without the gym now. I spent years without practicing any sports and was rather …
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‘One day you’re young. The next day you’re sitting on the edge of your bed like…’: 22 Gym Memes For The Oldies Who Keep Trying
Those muscles don’t grow as fast as they used to I don’t know about you, but I refuse to accept that I’m getting older. I don’t even want to think about it, although I can tell I’m paradoxically writing about it right now. That’s it; it seems I’m being compelled to elaborate. It’s a pointy …
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‘When you wake up sore af every day but your body still look the same’: 20 Gym Memes For The Mid-Physique Gymrats Who Go Hard Every Week Anyway
Guys, I did it…I checked the pictures from last year when I had just started at the gym, and my body is pretty much the same. I’m officially a clown… I tell myself this is because I’ve changed my body composition, and now I look the same, but I’m mostly muscle and not fat, right? …
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‘When you realize there are some things the gym can’t fix’: 20 Gym Memes For The Gigachads Who Just Started Their ‘Gym Journey’
Gym realness memes I’m going to be really honest with you all: I thought I was going to get my ‘gym results‘ much faster. I mean, it’s been a year, and all I can say is that I look more athletic overall, but you cannot exactly pinpoint why. Look, in the end I’m only doing …
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‘I’m in my bulking stage’: 26 Memes for gym bros obsessed with exercise and tracking nutrients
Do you take creatine or protein shakes? I’m still indecisive Going to the gym used to be considered a bothersome task, something we all did to take care of ourselves, but it was quite the nuisance. Getting up early to go before work, drinking protein shakes, having a specific routine… All impediments to our happiness. …
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Gym-goer takes 25-minute «everything shower» at their $130/month gym, ignores repeated knocks on the door: ‘Gym showers are for getting the basics done, not spending almost 30 minutes deep conditioning your hair’
Should there be a time limit on gym showers? It’s always good to be courteous, but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do. Last year, my hot water was out for a couple of weeks (I know), and I definitely used the shower at the gym. I tried to be conscious of my time …
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Entitled gym-goer uses lipstick to mark the equipment she plans to use with an «X», leisurely walks off to the locker room: ‘This is disgusting. She’s disgusting’
Going to the gym comes with its own set of rules and expectations. You can’t just go in there and do whatever you want. You’re entering an extremely delicate social contract. You have to be sure not to disturb the natural order of things, or else you risk getting kicked out. These rules and expectations …
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21 Gym Memes For The Bros Who Live To Lift
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Gym Bro. Every morning, Gym Bro would awaken and make himself a cup containing approximately 4.3 raw eggs, some overnight oats with a dash of cinnamon, and a whey protein shake, just to take the edge off. Then he would get into …
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