Karen demands lifeguard find her lost bracelet at bottom of the pool, calls ‘this generation’ lazy because he couldn’t find it: ‘We tell people not to wear jewelry in the pool’

Lifeguarding is such a strange job when you really think about it. Water parks, beaches, and community pools around the world put the lives of their patrons in the hands of bored athletic teenagers, making $12 an hour if they’re lucky. It’s honestly a miracle that there aren’t more drownings at pools, given how undertrained, …
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‘Game on…’: Housemates Refuse to Give Into Roommates Demands After Roommate Ritual Goes Wrong, Leading to a Kitchen Full of Sticky Notes

It’s important to keep your housemates in harmony. This can usually be accomplished with only a few simple steps: everyone needs to communicate with each other and set clear expectations for the future, leaving nothing up to chance. But what would happen if one of the roommates is unable to budge and is insistent about …
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‘[It] was absolute gold’: Scooter Karen rams unprovoked into woman at the grocery store, so woman relocates Karen’s groceries to an unreachable higher shelf

This pasta-aggression is *chef’s kiss*!

‘Big mistake. HUGE!’: Customer has real-life Pretty Woman moment with retail Karen

I’ve always wanted to walk into a store and prove everyone wrong with my ability to purchase a wildly expensive item. So far, it’s yet to happen, but there’s always time. When I’m traveling, if I have some downtime, I like to wander into big, fancy designer stores just to look around and people-watch. I …
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Karen Refuses to Tip Servers Despite Restaurant Continuously Complying With Her Demands

As a former server, I can attest to the fact that ninety-nine percent of customers are Karens. However, it’s our positive outlook that keeps us sane. Though the evidence may seem to contradict our sense of optimism, we, for some reason, hold onto this notion that one day our table will greet us with a …
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Karen Takes It One Step Too Far When Bossing Coworkers Around

Being in a professional setting requires one to interact with a variety of people. Some of which, we don’t particularly like. That being said, it is important to remain composed at all times.   The story below is an account of a frustrated employee who works at the hospital restaurant. It makes sense that the …
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‘This is really hilarious after the fact’: Pharmacist and male-Karen customer shouting match turns into something straight out of Comedy Central

Have you ever found yourself in a situation that got so escalated and was so messed up, that it was actually funny? Like, it surpassed the point of being taken seriously and just went right to hilariously ridiculous? In the moment, things usually feel intense and upsetting, but then when you look back on them, …
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«What a bunch of babies»: Self-important couple blows through boarding to get on plane first, refuse to give up seats

Traveling can be exhausting. There’s so much rigamarole and to-do at airports from security to boarding you just hope that everyone complies so it can be done as quickly as possible. There’s a procedure for everything, and all you have to do is what you’re told. I’ve flown a lot in my lifetime, so I …
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Main Character Auntie Steals Show at Football Game, Haters Left Speechless

The term «main character» has become an internet-favorite insult for folks who claim the spotlight without regard for anyone else. Think influencers in the wild, Karens at the drive-through, and TikTokers on busy train cars. True, this brand of people is a ripe target for roasting. They’re annoying, self-centered, and everything that’s wrong with the …
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Judgmental Karen Calls Workers Eating Chipotle By Themselves A ‘Dystopian Nightmare’

Everybody does lunch breaks differently. Some opt to bring their own lunch and eat at their desk. Others might head on down to the company cafeteria for some grub. If you live close enough to home, you might even get to come back to your own kitchen to whip something up. However, if you’re feeling …
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