Gym-goer takes 25-minute «everything shower» at their $130/month gym, ignores repeated knocks on the door: ‘Gym showers are for getting the basics done, not spending almost 30 minutes deep conditioning your hair’

Should there be a time limit on gym showers?  It’s always good to be courteous, but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do. Last year, my hot water was out for a couple of weeks (I know), and I definitely used the shower at the gym. I tried to be conscious of my time …
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Entitled gym-goer uses lipstick to mark the equipment she plans to use with an «X», leisurely walks off to the locker room: ‘This is disgusting. She’s disgusting’

Going to the gym comes with its own set of rules and expectations. You can’t just go in there and do whatever you want. You’re entering an extremely delicate social contract. You have to be sure not to disturb the natural order of things, or else you risk getting kicked out. These rules and expectations …
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‘I tap the guy on the shoulder and ask, “What’s the problem?!”’: Entitled gym patron tries to kick out lead trainer’s daughter who came to get her mom after work, only to get shut down once the trainer steps in and sets him straight

A fitness trainer’s young daughter walks in at the end of her mom’s shift to tell her it’s time to go. Before she can reach the office, a regular gym member swoops in to play hero of the dumbest kind. He blocks the girl’s path and starts parroting the age restriction policy like it’s national …
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23 Swimming Memes for Folks Spending All Summer Smelling Like Chlorine

There’s nothing quite like the nostalgia of summer swimming as a kid. You didn’t need a beach vacation or a fancy resort, you just needed a neighbor with a decent-sized pool and a cooler full of juice boxes. Bonus points if they had one of those floaties shaped like a giant turtle or a pool …
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25+ Funny Exercise Memes for Workout Inspo (May 10, 2025)

Yeah, I’ll say it. I went to the gym this morning (Brag Alert!) And it made me feel amazing. It’s really annoying how simple it is. I wish they weren’t right when they said that exercise is the key. Of course, it’s not the only key, you also need to be living a life you …
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25+ Funny Exercise Memes for Workout Inspo (May 3, 2025)

It seems like working out is always a bargain between sweating and sleeping. Maybe you had a plan to go to the gym in the morning. Maybe you were going to wake up at 7 to get some good gym time in before you have to go to work. 7 rolls around, and suddenly you …
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25+ Funny Exercise Memes for Workout Inspo (April 26, 2025)

The hardest part of working out (by far) is getting up in the morning to do it. Unless you’re one of those brave people who can work out in the afternoon after work, in the evening, or even at night, odds are you’re waking up kinda early to go to the gym. You’re trying to …
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25+ Funny Exercise Memes for Workout Inspo (April 19, 2025)

One of my favorite forms of exercise is taking an exceptionally long walk. But it’s not just any walk, it’s a purposeful walk. Maybe I have plans in a different part of town in a couple of hours. Maybe there’s a new coffee shop I want to try a couple of miles away. Maybe there’s …
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25+ Funny Exercise Memes for Workout Inspo (April 12, 2025)

There is a strong stereotype associated with gym bros. We have all sorts of preconceived notions about what kind of person loves going to the gym, and what they must be like. Close your eyes and picture a gym bro. You’re probably thinking of a ripped hunk who’s a little bit stupid and eats whole …
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Gym-goer hogs squat rack for 40 minutes, girls waiting rudely call him out while he refuses to shorten his workout: ‘Okay, that’s fine. I’ve already been here 30 minutes; what’s another 10?’

Gym etiquette is not always obvious right away. It’s full of tacit rules that you just sort of have to pick up on. Most of them are intuitive, like wiping down the equipment you used after you used it. But other rules of etiquette, like how long you’re allowed to use a certain piece of …
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