Voracious Woman Eats 48 Oysters on First Date, Gets Put on Blast for Complaining When Her Date Walks Out

First dates are often the most nerve-wracking kind. It’s the time in a relationship when there are so many questions, and very few answers. Are they going to like me? What are we going to talk about? Are they going to eat an unholy amount of shellfish on my dime? Perhaps that last question isn’t …
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15+ Nautical Foodie Memes for Seafood Junkies

You either live seafood or you hate it. There’s no usually an in-between. Nobody is like, «Oh, I love barbecued eel, but Fish and Chips?? Gross.» Being a seafood foodie is an expensive hobby or you’re just unafraid of biting it. You either throw money down on top notch lobster dinners or fresh fish. Or …
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Nightmarish Mascots for Halifax Oyster Festival Prompt Horror & Jokes

Clowns get a bad rap when it comes to campy characters that have a tendency to scare people. Sure, they can come across pretty creepy, but it takes attention away from other notable entries to the genre. Top of the list here is mascots. Having some poor guy dress up and prance about in an …
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Stupendous Shrimp Memes In Celebration Of The Tastiest Crustacean

As someone who has not eaten an animal on purpose for a very long time, the concept of eating a shrimp is kind of freaky to me. You’ve got to take out a poop vein if you want it to taste nice? Sounds suspicious. However, that’s not to say that they’re not versatile when it …
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