You either live seafood or you hate it. There’s no usually an in-between. Nobody is like, «Oh, I love barbecued eel, but Fish and Chips?? Gross.» Being a seafood foodie is an expensive hobby or you’re just unafraid of biting it. You either throw money down on top notch lobster dinners or fresh fish. Or you always order calamari at a shady diner for like $8. Living life as someone who loves seafood is another level of living. Some people are like, «ew, I hate fish. I can never eat it.» But then go crazy over a spicy tuna sashimi. There are no rules if you love seafood. I think I’ve already contradicted myself in this rambling about seafood, but… I just really like seafood and am dating someone who doesn’t, so I definitely don’t eat it enough. All I’ve got now are the seafood memes and my fellow friendly seafood foodies to live out my wildest seafood meal dreams.