‘Good morning, sunshine’: 25 memes for sleepy people who keep hitting the snooze button

Do you love to stay in bed and sleep until noon? Well, too bad! It’s meme o’clock. All of us who are not morning people feel our best when we spend as much of our morning as possible sleeping. It should be considered an Olympic sport. It takes years to master the art of not …
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Sleepover host mom calls mother of 8-year-old crying guest at 2 AM asking to pick her up after she repeatedly asked to go home: ‘Her mom came, but she seemed annoyed.’

She had no choice in the matter! She comforted a crying child who was begging to go home, and she listened to what the child wanted. Sleepovers are not fun for everyone. If you grew up sleeping over at your friend’s house, you probably have some memory of one of the sleepover attendees crying for …
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‘I’m sick and tired’: Man wakes up to angry voicemail from college best friend after he didn’t answer her 2 AM call, she accuses him of failing his job as her ‘safety net’

There’s nothing like waking up to missed calls and a voicemail from someone calling you a bad friend… We all know at least one person who will pick up your call, no matter what time of day you call them. It could be 4 AM or 8 PM, and they will answer your call and …
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Boss asks employee why she didn’t respond to the message he sent at 10 PM on a Tuesday: ‘When did we all agree that being available 24/7 was normal?’

Why would she be checking her Slack at 10 PM? Being a salaried employee can be a double-edged sword. It’s great to know exactly how much money you’ll make each month so you can budget accordingly. You don’t have to make a time sheet to tell your boss exactly when you’re clocking in and out. …
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18-year-old invites friend for a sleepover, then refuses to let her in when she shows up at 4 am, entitled friend throws a tantrum: ‘I decided to completely cut her off’

As much as you love your friends, it is natural to feel uncomfortable when they ask you to cover for them in front of their parents. I would know, I used to do it a lot for my best friend in high school. To her defense, her parents were terribly strict; they quite literally made …
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20 Night Owl Memes That Burn the Midnight Oil

Sanctimonious as those with a strict 10 PM bedtime may be, they are missing out on the magic that comes from being awake during the witching hour. It can be fun to feel like you’re creeping about when the rest of the world is asleep (so long as you don’t have any commitments in a …
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Disrespectful sister makes copious noise and invites friends over while her night-shift working sister is asleep while being a guest in her home: ‘I told her she needs to find somewhere else to stay’

I cannot imagine how difficult it would be to work the night shift. When I first applied to jobs out of college, I thought it would be cool to work from 3 PM to 11 PM, go to the bar after work, and have a beautiful morning to myself every weekday. Now, I realize how …
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23 Night Owl Memes for Sleepless Folks in Dire Need of Some Meme-atonin

Good morning or goodnight, readers—we don’t discriminate. Whether you’re just getting up from a restful eight hours of shut-eye or you’re going on 14 hours of nighttime fun, we’re sure you’ll get a kick out of these humor-filled memes laced with some fire meme-atonin. I’ve never been a night owl. I didn’t have it in …
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31 Night Owl Memes for Sleepy Folks Who Hiss at the Morning Sun (May 18, 2024)

Night owls are always justifying their lifestyle. When people ask what night owls are up to after the rest of the world has gone to sleep, they almost always reply with, ‘I’m more productive after dark!’ Okay, Susan, if munching on a family-sized bag of potato chips, while giving yourself a pedicure and letting your …
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An Aurora of Northern Lights Memes for Anyone Who Joined in or Missed the Action This Weekend

Guys, it happened! One of the things that is the punchline of a popular absurdist Simpsons meme appeared in real life! For two brief nights, the aurora borealis was no longer localized entirely within Seymour Skinner’s kitchen. Pretty much everybody with two working eyes and a connection to the outside world has been informed of …
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