22 Freshly Picked Farmers Market Memes for Your Canvas Tote

It’s the best time of year, summer farmers market season. There’s nothing quite like grabbing your iced coffee, tossing a canvas tote over your shoulder, and pretending you’re starring in a charming indie film while you browse heirloom tomatoes. You definitely could buy the same berries at the grocery store for half the price, but …
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‘[She] decided my bathroom was her personal Sephora’: Skincare thief gets taught a lesson about personal property after helping herself to her sister-in-law’s potent prescription serum

Skincare is expensive if you get the good products. After filling up a basket in the toiletries aisle, many skincare enthusiasts have come to realize that their first mistake was not winning the lottery first. These pricey creams and serums really add up! So if you have a particular skincare routine that you desperately need, …
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Satisfying ASMR ‘restock’ videos are overconsumption propaganda on steroids

Acrylic nails dance across the head of a $200 microphone with an ear-scraping drumbeat of clicks and clacks. A muffled outward breath clouds around the sharper staccato sound of finger-nail percussion like a soothing blanket of white noise. A soft whisper soon follows, flowing deep within your consciousness like a waking dream, hinting at a …
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16-year-old steals $50 of prescription beauty products from her sister-in-law, ends up with egregious skin irritations as a result: ‘She blamed me [but] I hadn’t expected her to dig through my drawers’

Skincare gets expensive. And anyone over the age of 15 learns to recognize the difference between the cheapy knock-off brands and the real deal–so when they say money buys quality, in the case of beauty products, that’s 100% true. This sister-in-law was more than reasonable with her husband’s little sister and her random in-house visits, …
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These 30+ People Won a Lifetime Supply of a Product, Here’s How It’s Going Now: ‘They went out of business after 2 years’

Who actually wins those contests for a lifetime supply of something? You know, you hear the commercials and get the emails that are probably all scams, all claiming to award you a lifetime supply of a product. What even is a lifetime supply, anyway? Is it a limited amount that renews every year? Do you …
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25+ Weird Items Sold on Temu and Wish That Have to Be Seen to Be Believed

In their recent fake «Xiemu» ad, SNL perfectly captured the weirdness and shadiness of popular e-Commerce sites like Temu and Shein. «How so cheap? Don’t worry about it!» The voiceover ominously announces. But beyond their questionable labor practices and fall apart in one-use quality, sites like these are also full of products you never knew …
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25 Weird and Wild Items for Sale on Marketplace

When furnishing a home, it’s always nice to think about buying secondhand. There’s so much furniture out there, and quality stuff too, that buying new can feel like a last resort. Plus, it’s fun to have something that nobody else has. Everyone and their mother has an Ikea Kallax… it’s just not fun anymore. And …
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25+ Funny Amazon Reviews Arriving in 2-3 Business Days

Reviews can either be supremely helpful or profoundly stupid. Sometimes, the right review will tell you exactly what you need to hear. This shoe runs small. Batteries do not come included. This product is for children, dummy.  But sometimes people leave reviews that are so dumbfounding you have to wonder whether or not they’re real. Like when people get …
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’24 hour shopping at Walmart’: 20+ Discontinued products we wish would come back

You learn quickly in life that nothing lasts forever. The beautiful thing about life is that it’s fleeting. Just like the Shamrock Shake. Here one day, gone the next. You may pray for its return, but there are no guarantees in life. There are so many products I grew up with that magically vanished at some point, never to return. Getting a sandwich …
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29 Funny Amazon Product Reviews That Tell It Like It Is

Not to line Jeff Bezos’ pockets even further, but Amazon Prime is so convenient. I live in a 4th-floor walkup in a big city, so doing errand runs where I’m bringing back a bunch of stuff up the stairs is not always going to work for me. Sometimes I just need something here and there …
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