Where are the hungry hungry humans at? I need to find my people. You know how they say that we somehow «grow» second stomachs when the dessert menu magically appears when you’re out to eat at a restaurant? Well, what if I told you I have a third, and possibly fourth, dessert stomach? I bet …
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Dysfunctional outdoor wedding demands guests pay $2 for water, serves wedding cake without plates or utensils: ‘I watched as people walked around holding dessert in their hands.’
A perfect wedding is something that can be paid for. You can’t always control exactly what your wedding guests do, but if you spend enough money, you can at least control the food being served, the music being played at the reception, and the pastor who is joining you in holy matrimony. If you have …
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25+ Ice Cream Memes for Chasing Down the Truck This Summer
If it’s summer and I turn down an invitation to go on a walk to get ice cream, call the police because I’ve been body-snatched. There are few things in life I love more than a warm but breezy summer night and a stroll through the neighborhood, and to end that stroll with a soft …
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24-year-old woman walks out of family dinner after her 26-year-old sister berates her for ordering an entrée and a dessert: ‘She called me a spoiled brat for wasting food and our father’s money’
As you age, your exposure to random cruelty often decreases. The number of people who are the victims of browbeating in high school vs. college has to take a monumental downward turn, and it’s easy to see why. When you’re a kid, you have very little control over who you spend your 7-3 alongside. Teachers …
Seguir leyendo 24-year-old woman walks out of family dinner after her 26-year-old sister berates her for ordering an entrée and a dessert: ‘She called me a spoiled brat for wasting food and our father’s money’
25 Funny Cakes Delivering Amusing Messages
A cake can soften the blow of almost anything. As they say, a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down. If my landlord told me he was raising my rent, but he spelled it out with icing on a cake, it would really help. Heck, maybe I’d even pay it then. Because everyone (who …
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‘I hoped someone would say they’re proud of me’: 27-year-old takes back her celebratory cake from the family dinner after getting belittled for a major life accomplishment
This woman was prepared to share a celebration-worthy milestone with her family members, but when they immediately excluded her and belittled her achievement, she snapped—and with good reason. Nothing’s worse than getting burned by a family member. And I’m not talking about a silly joke or a lighthearted diss, but a real, 3rd degree burn. …
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25+ Cookie Memes for Chocolate Chip Aficionados
If there’s any season for cookies it has to be this one. Christmas cookies are like, a whole category of cookies. But whether they’re snickerdoodle, peanut butter, sugar, or oatmeal raisin (yeah, I said it), I’m chowing down on more than my fair share at the Christmas function. A cookie can be a perfect thing- …
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Mom insists her former barista daughter make Starbucks drinks for 15+ members of her extended family, scolds her when she refuses: ‘My mom is upset, saying I embarrassed her’
Nobody wants to bring their work home with them. It doesn’t matter if you’re working on an oil rig, in retail, or even in radiology: time off from work is not when you want to be doing your job for free for family members. It’s undoubtedly one thing to willingly cook a Michelin star-level meal …
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25+ Thanksgiving Memes for Eating Too Much and Giving Thanks (2024)
This year, I’m thankful for the fact that I wasn’t born into a «Turkey Trot» family. I admire those families, but heck if there isn’t anything I’d like to do less than run a 5k on a day when I’m supposed to just be eating a ton of mac and cheese. I was, however, born …
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25+ Baking Memes for Rage Bakers and Stress Bakers Alike
Baking can be an incredible form of stress relief. You can turn your rage into chocolate chip cookies. Transform your anxiety into tiramisu. Mutate your malaise into madeleines. Should I keep going? No? Ok. If you’re the type of person who can whip up an olive oil cake with no recipe and 45 minutes, I …
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