15 Girl Scout Cookie Memes for Those Who Can’t Resist Thin Mints

When I was a child, I was an excellent Girl Scout Cookies saleswoman. When we would stake out at the local grocery store, I would pester the customers like there’s no tomorrow. If they said they were on a diet, I would tell them about the low-fat cookies we were selling. If they resisted more, …
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A Wooden Table Set With 40 Memes Instead of Manners

My parents were the type of people to send you off to manners school if you forgot to say ‘please’. I once had a fork for everything. A fork for salad, a fork for the main dish, and a fork for dessert. I was informed that no good, self-respecting company would accept me as an …
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‘Most people wouldn’t behave like this’: Local celebrity gorges on free food at restaurant that sponsors him, cuts the line, and refuses to tip servers

This server isn’t holding back — they’re spilling some piping hot tea about a local celebrity who’s acting like a jerk at their restaurant.  This VIP is drunk on power, as the OP, u/Capnmcquacken, shared to r/TalesFromYourServer. As the fed-up server writes, the restaurant they work at is a super popular taco spot in Michigan. …
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Funniest Thanksgiving Memes for Folks Who Might Just Start Some Shiz With Their Family This Week (November 23, 2022)

Family gatherings can be tough sometimes as an adult. Everyone has different political opinions, nobody really approves of anyones life choices, and there’s always a new baby with p00py diapers that their parent is trying to pawn off on everybody else. Don’t even get me started on 5k families… Can we all just chill and …
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A Tasty Treat of the Yummiest Wholesome Ice Cream Memes for National Sundae Day

Happy National Sundae Day, everyone! And what a lovely day it is. There are a lot of debatable non-religious holidays, but one dedicated to ice cream is definitely not one of them. Even people who are lactose intolerant will sacrifice their comfort for a bit of that sweet cold custard. And what better classic ice …
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Delicious Food Memes To Quench Your Hunger

Food is the fuel of the now. Without it, you will literally die. The only reason you can read this sentence is that you’ve eaten food recently. Well, that’s not the only reason, but it’s definitely up there.  Food is more than just a tool to not die for most people. While a rare few …
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The Best Choco Taco Memes to Commemorate the Beloved Ice Cream Treat Now That Klondike Has Tragically Discontinued It

After 39 years, Klondike announced that they were discontinuing the beloved Choco Taco. Millennials who grew up with this tasty snack as being on of their favorites from the ice cream truck or the corner store are absolutely heartbroken. Yes, maybe in recent years the only Choco Taco you could find was buried at the …
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Memes Mourning The Loss Of The Choco Taco

Friends, compatriots, blue-collar workers, and the corporate elite: we are gathered here to honor a dearly departed friend, taken away far too soon by the hands of the Klondike corporation. I am talking, of course about our beloved Chaco Taco. Never before has a dessert dared to combine the utility of a taco with the …
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