Would you rather have a pharmacist who constantly flirts with you, but always has your medications ready, or a pharmacist who does not flirt with you, and never has your pills when you need them? I have lived through both of these realities, and I have to say… I miss the young, hot guy at …
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31 Memes for Staying at Home in the Cold
Who wants to go outside and socialize in this weather? February is one of the worst times of the year. For most of the United States, it is way too cold to go outside and do anything enjoyable. You can’t even take a hot girl walk to make yourself less sad because the wind is …
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Coworker goes through colleague’s phone and finds texts calling her annoying, starts spreading rumors about her in the office: ‘I never leave my phone out in the open, so that means she had to go through my stuff to get it.’
If she can prove that she actually read her texts, she could get herself fired. One of my biggest fears is someone hacking into my phone and reading all of my nefarious texts. It’s not like I’m confessing to anything that will put me behind bars in my texts, but I have definitely said things …
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The Most Entertaining Parenting Texts of the Week (July 1, 2025)
I have not had full-time group chat commitments since I was a teenager. Although I was annoyed by the amount of maintenance required for the average teen group chat in the mid-2010s, those chats were highly entertaining. There was always a stupid meme or random incident that group chat members could discuss 24 hours a …
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The Most Entertaining Parenting Texts of the Week (June 17, 2025)
Happy Belated Father’s Day! If there’s one thing I know about dads, it’s that they’re usually not as good at texting as moms. That doesn’t mean they don’t deserve to be celebrated just the same! Mother’s Day was first legally recognized as a holiday in 1914 by Woodrow Wilson, but Father’s Day wasn’t recognized as …
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16-year-old niece steals aunt’s phone to play divorce prank on uncle, protests when they want to take away her 17th birthday gift in response: ‘She was smiling and giggling’
Family relationships are often some of the closest bonds that people will ever experience, but that doesn’t mean that they are always a walk in the park. Everybody messes up occasionally, even with those they love. What is even worse is that many actively choose to betray the trust of their relatives for their own …
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Roommate refuses to pay his $12 portion of the internet bill because his roommate accidentally ate 2 of his eggs: ‘I tried to rectify the situation by buying a new carton’
My least favorite thing about roommates is having four egg cartons in the fridge. Let me rephrase: the worst thing about having roommates you don’t communicate with is having four egg cartons in the refrigerator. If you have three roommates who can engage in more than a five-word conversation with each other, you are probably …
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The Most Entertaining Parenting Texts of the Week (May 13, 2025)
You can tell a lot about somebody’s relationship with their mom based on how they text her on Mother’s Day. I didn’t exactly text my mom on Mother’s Day because I FaceTimed her instead. I would find it kind of odd if I only said «Happy Mother’s Day» over text instead of with my own …
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The Most Entertaining Parenting Texts of the Week (May 6, 2025)
If we’ve learned anything from perusing the various text conversations between strangers on the internet and their parents, it’s that some texting habits need to be nipped in the bud as soon as possible. When I was in college, I had to tell my mom to stop tracking my location and asking about why I …
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The Most Entertaining Parenting Texts of the Week (April 29, 2025)
No parent is perfect. Every mom or dad will screw up at some point in the 18 years it takes for an infant to become an adult, and best believe it won’t be without consequences for their kid. There is endless writing and posting about being a parent to a child; I’m less interested in …
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