The Wildest Parenting Texts of the Week (February 13, 2024)

As I’ve combed through the cringiest parenting texts on the internet, I’ve noticed some patterns emerging. One of them is that many of these texts are between adult children who still live with their parents and said parents. I say this in no way to shame people who live with their parents because of financial …
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The Wildest Parenting Texts of the Week (February 6, 2024)

Do you think being a parent is selfless or selfish? That is one of those questions that I can’t quite answer in a straightforward way. On one hand, it is incredibly giving to put the well being of another person above your own dreams and desires. On the other hand, people do not have kids …
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‘Your dad is in a better place’: TikTokers laugh about boomer family members sending ominous texts about innocuous things

Old people and communications technology are one of the premier comedy duos in the internet age. The general cluelessness that many boomers and older display when it comes to texting and social media can make them even funnier than the most dedicated sh*tposter.  However, dealing with a family member who has a dubious grasp on …
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The Wildest Parenting Texts of the Week (January 30, 2024)

Parents and kids can agree on one thing: they never want the other to know every bad thing they’ve said about them when they’re not around. There are things I wrote about my mom in my diary as a kid that I pray to God nobody ever reads, her especially. I’m sure she’s said things …
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‘No notification this end’: Daughter Reveals Hilarious Corporate Speak Texts From Dad

Dad texts, much like dad jokes, are truly the stuff of legend. Much has been said about the average father’s enjoyment of the thumbs up emoji, which fortunately my own dad likes to extend to an even larger portion of the emoji keyboard.  However, this isn’t the only quirk to be found in fatherly texting …
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The Wildest Parenting Texts of the Week (January 23, 2024)

Parenting is often something that happens behind closed doors. It’s no secret that there’s a big difference between how a parent will reprimand their kid while they’re in public versus at their home. This is mostly due to general social etiquette in public: you’re not going to scream at your kid in a Walmart unless …
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The Wildest Parenting Texts of the Week (January 16, 2024)

Within every individual lies the desire to know juicy gossip. You might be somebody who claims they’re not about the drama. Still, I know that when it comes down to it, you aren’t going to ignore incredibly compelling and damning stories about your acquaintances you feel negatively towards. It’s in our human nature to seek …
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The Wildest Parenting Texts of the Week (January 9, 2024)

Bad parenting can look a lot of different ways. Sometimes, it’s super evident from the first time you meet a family that something is not right; it can also be extremely difficult to pick up on, especially for people who don’t live with the family. This past weekend, I did little else than watch interviews …
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Dude Refuses To Tell Woman His Real Name, Doesn’t Understand Why She Rejects Him

There are several important questions you should ask somebody before you go on a first date. You want to suss out a potential partner’s hobbies, values, and career before deciding to spend a precious hour or two with them. In my humble opinion, the most important question of all is, «What is your name?» If …
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The Cringiest Parenting Texts of the Week (January 2, 2024)

Happy New Year! 2024 is upon us, and it’s prime time for setting goals that you will surely hold yourself to in the coming year. For some of you, that might mean limiting contact with your family. For others, it could mean finally going to therapy to learn how to hold your own in a …
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