5 Gloriously Stupid (And Real) Batman Storylines | CanonBall

Sometimes it’s hard to remember that Batman was more than a gruff-voiced billionaire who weirdly resembles Patrick Bateman. Then you recall all the other movies and comics that took us to the Nolan-induced point of Joker-worship. And then, perhaps you might recall the time Batman peed himself and rode a dinosaur and got beaten up …
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4 Movie Tropes That Become Certifiably Insane if You Swap Genders

What would happen if movie women approached sex like movie men? What if movie men did rom-coms like movie women? And why the heck don’t we have a gay noir yet!? In this episode of ‘Your Brain On Cracked,’ «Doctor» Jordan Breeding sets out to diagnose just how angry and confused everybody would be. And …
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Tim Drake’s Robin Came Out as Bisexual, and Yes—It’s Canon

In the latest issue of Batman: Urban Legends, Tim Drake—Bruce Wayne’s third (and debatably best) Robin sidekick—experiences an iconic ‘lightbulb moment’ in the midst of a rescue mission with schoolmate Bernard Dowd. At the end of the issue, Tim opens up to Bernard in a sweetly vulnerable scene, explaining, ‘I’ve been doing a lot of …
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5 Incompetent Characters Who Make Superhero Plots Possible

Superhero movies like Spider-Man, Batman, Wonder Woman, and a million others only really work if a bunch of morons in the background bumble around and do their jobs poorly. Alleged «Doctor» Jordan Breeding and Your Brain On Cracked return to point at morons and make fun of them. Like a superhero would.

DC Says Superheroes ‘Don’t Do That,’ Zack Snyder Disagrees

A superhero can partake in righteous violence and destruction, but according to DC Entertainment, pleasuring a lover is far too obscene. In a recent Variety Magazine article focusing on shows that subvert the superhero genre, Justin Halpern, co-creator and executive producer of the HBO animated series Harley Quinn, told Variety: «In this third season of …
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Leaked Images for ‘The Batman’ Reveal Zodiac Killer-Inspired Riddler

Once again, Batman is getting makeover and this time we can look forward to Matt Reeves’ gritty neo-noir take on the iconic Dark Knight. The Batman isn’t coming out until spring of 2022, but some recently leaked Warner Bros. promotional materials have fans hyped, particularly for The Riddler’s new look. We’ve all seen the trailer, …
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6 Famous Superhero Memes (That Are Even Dumber In Context)

About half of us were first exposed to now-famous superhero comics via out-of-context comic panels used as internet memes, but we looked up the original issues and those memes are actually UNDERSELLING the glorious stupidity and insanity of the original stories. Stories like the Joker’s «boner» fixation, Captain America’s public «wanking,» and the time Batman …
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13 Innuendo-Filled Moments From Classic Cartoons

We all know about Disney’s very adult Easter eggs, but have you ever watched the kids shows of your youth as an adult? There’s a lot of humor that only your parents (or the kid with a lot of older siblings) would get. These little television tidbits are sure to leave you craving a rewatch …
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