25 Birthday Memes to Add a Little Laughter to October Birthday Cakes

How about a birthday with a touch of Spooky and candy corn? Birthdays are weird. Who decided it was a good idea to celebrate your birth once a year by making you feel old? Furthermore, what was life like before birthdays were even a thing? Who knows, but I can’t really complain because I do …
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Boyfriend surprises picky-eater girlfriend with her favorite birthday breakfast, but when she discovers he used 2% milk in the eggs, she refuses to eat it, later insulting his cooking in front of her parents: ‘We barely spoke the rest of the night’

Being a picky eater is something I could never relate to, nor am I sure I could date someone who wasn’t a major foodie! But I guess there’s a lid for every pot…and it seems as though this couple’s pot is filled with some very plain rice and a side of flavorless tofu. However, in …
Seguir leyendo Boyfriend surprises picky-eater girlfriend with her favorite birthday breakfast, but when she discovers he used 2% milk in the eggs, she refuses to eat it, later insulting his cooking in front of her parents: ‘We barely spoke the rest of the night’

Family forces 17-year-old to share her birthday party with her grandma, refuses to let her invite 1 or 2 friends: ‘My grandma doesn’t want strangers in her home’

It’s her birthday too, you know! It can be tough to share a birthday with a major holiday. I have a friend who was born the day before 9/11, and people always tell her how lucky she is that she missed that birthday by a hair. While she’s also grateful that her birthday isn’t 9/11, …
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New parents refuse to chip in for a Gucci bag and $3500 birthday dinner after entitled friends ask them to: ‘These expensive group gifts are not something we feel comfortable doing anymore’

When did we all collectively decide that we were going to spend an arm and a leg on birthday gifts for our friends, especially in this economy?! Forget a homemade birthday cake and a gift card to Dunkin‘, you’re expected to chip in hundreds of your well-earned smackaroons so your entire friend group can gift …
Seguir leyendo New parents refuse to chip in for a Gucci bag and $3500 birthday dinner after entitled friends ask them to: ‘These expensive group gifts are not something we feel comfortable doing anymore’

Entitled birthday girl sends back the $120 her friend spent on her birthday sushi dinner because she found the celebration underwhelming: ‘I was expecting more of a proper celebration’

Not everybody wants a big to-do on their birthday. If you’re an introvert with a small friend group, a small get-together at a modest restaurant is the perfect way to commemorate being one year older. But that won’t satisfy everyone, and it’s not a crime to say exactly what kind of birthday party you want. …
Seguir leyendo Entitled birthday girl sends back the $120 her friend spent on her birthday sushi dinner because she found the celebration underwhelming: ‘I was expecting more of a proper celebration’

Stepdad scolds his 26-year-old stepdaughter for not reminding him of his wife’s birthday: ‘He said we should have warned him since we know how much time he spends at work and that things can slip his mind.’

One of my unpopular opinions is that everyone needs to be better at remembering each other’s birthdays. I can tell you the birthdays of at least 20 of my friends and family members, down to date and year, because I really care about them and how old they are. Time and dates are so fascinating …
Seguir leyendo Stepdad scolds his 26-year-old stepdaughter for not reminding him of his wife’s birthday: ‘He said we should have warned him since we know how much time he spends at work and that things can slip his mind.’

Grandparents show up to 14-year-old granddaughter’s birthday party 2 hours late, get angry that they started the party without them: ‘I even called them the night before the party and reminded them that we would start at the given time.’

Every party has a threshold for when it’s socially acceptable to be late. If your friend has a daytime birthday party from 4 to 8 and you show up at 7:30, that’s a tad bit impolite. Some might say it’s also disrespectful to show up to that event at 3:40, and I’m inclined to agree. …
Seguir leyendo Grandparents show up to 14-year-old granddaughter’s birthday party 2 hours late, get angry that they started the party without them: ‘I even called them the night before the party and reminded them that we would start at the given time.’

Girlfriend gets angry at 36-year-old dad for attending his 8-year-old son’s birthday party with his ex-wife: ‘According to her, we will be giving off «happy family vibes,» which hurt her feelings.’

You have to take on a lot of responsibility when you date somebody who has kids. You may not be responsible for their daily care or take on a parental role, but you have a duty to those children not to be a long-term negative disruption in their lives. It’s natural for a child to …
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Parents forget their daughter’s 33rd birthday, get angry when her boyfriend wishes her ‘Happy Birthday’ online: ‘Not saying anything and then posting about it was passive aggressive’

Not every birthday is created equally. There are a lot more milestone birthdays when you’re a kid versus when you’re over 30, and that is directly correlated with how much people care about them, unless, of course, you’re still a «birth month» person who insists that everybody celebrate you with reckless abandon when you’re fully …
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‘Left her on read’: Entitled mom RSVP’s ‘Yes’ to a kids party then demands 3-days prior that her fellow parent change the date because her kid suddenly has better plans

NEWSFLASH: The whole world revolves around her.  Kids’ birthdays require a lot of planning. Working around spring break schedules, soccer tournaments, and your kiddo’s best friend’s sibling’s ballet recital, parental party planning can be a full-time gig. Since most parents realize that, there’s mutual respect—a head nod, if you will—that occurs when the RSVP’s start …
Seguir leyendo ‘Left her on read’: Entitled mom RSVP’s ‘Yes’ to a kids party then demands 3-days prior that her fellow parent change the date because her kid suddenly has better plans