35 Gen X Memes for 80’s Kids Raised on Hose Water (April 24, 2024)

Being a latchkey kid sounded like the dream back in the 80’s. Like every kid’s comic or TV series, all of a sudden there weren’t any parents around. No adults? It’s the dream! But for us Gen X kids, bidding farewell to our parentals before hopping on the bus to go to school was our …
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37 Gen X Memes for 80’s Kids Raised on Hose Water (April 17, 2024)

Growing up in the 80s was a riotous time. Hair was big, clothes were flashy, and everyone had something to prove. For us kids, growing up in the 80s was more about finding which parking lots were the best to hang out in, copping a smoke from the high schoolers on our lunch break, and …
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34 Gen X Memes for 80’s Kids Raised on Hose Water (April 9, 2024)

Do you ever think about the house you grew up in?  Everyone thinks that growing up in the 80s meant that your bedroom was full of bright neon colors, see-through landline phones, and an infinite sneaker collection, but anyone from Gen X can tell you that our house looked more like Eric Foreman’s basement in …
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36 Gen X Memes for 80’s Kids Raised on Hose Water

What’s the most important thing we learned from Oregon Trail? Always pay the ferryman to cross the river, because you WILL lose a wheel and perish in the rapids. For Gen X, in life, that’s been our motto! With the wheels coming off the wagon of life, we’ve somehow made it through without ever getting …
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A Cure-All Elixir of 39 Memes to Help Gen X Laugh Away the Pain of Getting Older

Getting old isn’t rad. The current slang gets weird, your music taste is out of date, and you’ve had lower back pain since 2002. At some point, our physical prime in life was wasted on late nights, binge drinking, loud concerts, and reckless stunts, but it’s like we saved up all of the collective hangovers, …
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‘[Traveling] is not at all on her bingo card’: Elder Millennial couple feud over how to spend $100k in annual benefits, debating van life over a white picket fence

Elder Millennials have been presented with a unique opportunity with their generation. While a lot of folks argue that this generation received the short end of the stick in a lot of ways, one man, an ex-military guy with staggering VA benefits, would argue otherwise. After being injured in combat abroad, u/highspeed_haiku got his golden …
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Goofy Elder Millennial Reveals Tattoo Designs Perfectly Capturing Your Late 30’s

Getting a tattoo is a big commitment. Unlike a piercing or getting grounded by your parents, this act of societal rebellion is slightly more permanent. For indecisive elder millennials still stuck in their rebellious teenage years, it’s a dizzying realization to acknowledge our adult autonomy– but it’s tough to narrow down what you actually want …
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31 Nostalgic Memes for Elder Emo’s Getting Emotional Over a Comeback Tour

For those of us who grew up in a household with dads named Dave, classic rock tunes on the surround sound, and grungy Sundays, it was almost inevitable to become a little bit emo in your younger years. Whether you rebelled against the ‘system’, fancied stickers starring a bad-mannered rabbit, or just liked your hair …
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20+ Elder Millennial Memes for Thirty-Somethings Who are Tired of Adulting

When millennials all turned thirty, they were under the impression that it would be exactly like the 2004 banger, 13 Going On 30. They were all planning on being trendy, hot, and Jennifer Garner when they grew up, but instead of being thirty, flirty, and thriving, elder millennials are just thirty, dirty and shriveling. At …
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Funniest Emo Memes for Elder Millennials Who Still Have Side Bangs and a Bad Attitude

Tumblr called, they want their hairstyle back. If you ever hopped your own hair with a razor and used black Sharpie on the ends to make your tips black, then you might have been an emo kid. You always had a janky old pair of Converse to draw on and a collection of band tees …
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