30 of the Funniest Shower Thoughts of the Month for Deep Thinkers (April 10, 2024)

What is it about the shower that helps you come up with off-the-wall, deep thoughts? Whatever it is, it’s working, because new thoughts keep getting thunk in showers all across the globe. But you have to make your shower a sanctuary. You can’t just expect the thoughts to come to you if you have an …
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30 of the Funniest Shower Thoughts of the Month for Deep Thinkers (March 13, 2024)

The human mind is capable of incredible things. Some of us are out here curing diseases, building rockets, and writing great works of literature. The achievement of humanity is nothing to sneeze at. We’ve mapped the universe, figured out how gravity works, and even gone to the moon. But we are equally capable of being …
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30+ of the Funniest Shower Thoughts of the Month for Deep Thinkers (February 13, 2024)

As Natasha Bedingfield once said, «Feel the rain on your skin, no one else can feel it for you, only you can let it in.» Yes, she said rain, but she could have been talking about the «rain» that emanates from our shower heads. Only we can feel it for us. We have to let …
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30 Funny and True Shower Thoughts for Deep Thinkers

Remember the shower orange trend? You’d take a cold orange with you into a hot shower and eat it while the water streamed down your body. Something about the scent mixed with the steam and the freedom of letting juice dribble without consequence enchanted internet users the world over. There’s even a whole subreddit dedicated …
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Men Ponder What Female Authors Can Get Wrong About Them

It’s a widely accepted fact these days that some male authors have no idea how to write realistic women. It’s led to plenty of books that are equal parts funny and frustrating, as well as a large amount of posts on the internet mocking the phenomenon. There’s no denying it, many men who write are …
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30 Shower Thoughts for the Ponderous Populous to Chew On

There’s something about the white noise of the shower water splashing the porcelain tub that makes your brain light up. Maybe it’s because you’ve been moderately brain-dead all day and the bucket of water to the face is waking you up, but the gentle thrum of the spray and the heat of the steam gets …
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The Deepest and Truest Shower Thoughts From Internet Philosophers

You know those «deep thoughts» circulating Facebook in crappy template format? The ones that are probably being shared by your drunk aunt or that completely unsubtle girl who is always going through something? Well, it’s time they got a bit of a refresh. It seems like it’s the most banal sentiments and relatable quips that …
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Fresh Tweets Summoned From the Bowels of the Bird App (February 22, 2023)

It’s hard to believe after the huge impact that it has had on the internet, but Twitter isn’t actually one of the most popular social media platforms. It has just under 354 million users, dwarfed by something like Facebook’s 2.963 billion.  Nonetheless, we see its influence everywhere we go online. No other place does sh*tposters …
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