«First date idea — who can drink more panera d*ath lemonade»: Social Media Reacts to Allegedly Lethal Panera Charged Lemonade

I truly believe that one of the best reasons for American patriotism is the US tendency to create the most insane yet cheerfully commercialized beverages known to man. Not to sound like a coffee snob, but there is nowhere else in the world where a 24oz liquefied dessert with twenty different flavors of syrup and …
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34 Caffeinated Coffee Memes to Give Java Junkies Their Morning Fix

When I first started drinking coffee, I hated it. Like most teenagers, I drank coffee because I thought it made me look cool, but it just made me jittery and run straight to the bathroom. But as my cerebral cortex formed and I aged into a refined palate, I learned that my childish brain simply …
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Coffee Memes for Highly-Caffeinated Juggernauts Demolishing Their 10th Cup of Joe Today

Just the smell of coffee can be enough to wake you up on a weekday. Regardless of whether you’re into prestigious pour-over coffee, desserty frappes, or the watery 7Eleven swill they’re branding as a «brown caffeinated beverage», you understand that the world runs on coffee. Without our zuzzed up bevvies, people that regularly get 5 …
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American Diet Coke Addict Brags About Smuggling Whole Suitcase of Diet Coke Into Europe

I am known for being a little bit of a Diet Coke head. I can definitely survive without it, but I would either need an alternative such as Coke Zero or a bottle of Advil liquid gels to help deal with the caffeine withdrawal headaches. I am definitely not at the point where I need …
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Diet Coke Lovers React to News That Main Sweetener Aspartame is Carcinogenic

Few carbonated beverages have inspired a legion of dedicated fans in quite the way that Diet Coke has. There are people who genuinely can’t make it through the day without cracking open an iconic silver can or several. One of the things that Diet Coke enjoyers are adamant about is that it can’t be that …
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«I have learned something that should be illegal»: Cracked out TikToker reveals Panera drink’s dangerous nutrition facts

There’s a reason people have been swapping coffee for «healthier» alternatives like green tea and mushroom brews. While green tea also contains caffeine, it also contains L-theanine, an amino acid that promotes calm and helps counteract caffeine’s negative effects like insomnia, panic disorders, and anxiety. It’s true that a couple of cups of coffee won’t …
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Cracked Out TikToker Reveals Panera Drink’s Dangerous Nutrition Facts

There’s a reason people have been swapping coffee for «healthier» alternatives like green tea and mushroom brews. While green tea also contains caffeine, it also contains L-theanine, an amino acid that promotes calm and helps counteract caffeine’s negative effects like insomnia, panic disorders, and anxiety. It’s true that a couple of cups of coffee won’t …
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Baristas Gripe About the Dumbest Things That Customers Get Mad At

All types of customer service are not for the faint of heart, but being a barista seems to be one of the tougher positions in this category. Wrangling the general public before they’ve fed their caffeine addiction and making a load of different coffee orders correctly feels like a lot for minimum wage. It can …
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Memes with High Caffeine for People Addicted to Those Wet Beans Buzzing and Trying to Beat the Inevitable Crash

We’re all familiar with those memes that you can’t talk to until they’ve had their coffee and they’re very adamant about coffee in the morning and wine in the evening. But what about the memes that call at coffee addiction for what it is: a quick BUZZ and then a crash. You ever drink coffee …
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Caffeinated Student Horrifies With Confession Of How Many Energy Drinks She Consumes Weekly

Unless you’re the rare case that doesn’t like it or you are Black Flag tattoo levels of straight edge, the chances are that you rely on a little pick me up to get you through most days. It doesn’t matter if it’s tea, coffee, or whatever crap they have in the fridge at the gas …
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