‘Jitter-Bitters’: If Coffee Became Illegal, Here’s What the Caffeine-Obsessed Would Call It to Score Some On the Streets

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A Cuppa 33 Loose Leaf Memes to Sip During Your Next Tea Break

Do you know what would make this cup of water 1000x more delicious? A powerful kettle and a sprinkle of the Earth’s finest leaves and flowers. Early tea drinkers were onto something. Whilst shivering in a cave centuries ago with a ceramic mug in their hands, they accidentally invented the most complex and varietal beverage …
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‘My 5 drink a day habit has been vindicated’: Study Claims Energy Drink Ingredient Taurine Promotes Anti Aging, the Internet Reacts

Something the media knows all too well is that many of us like nothing more than a story that tells us our unhealthy habits might be good for us. For example, how many red wine drinkers have you heard claiming that it’s good for your heart? However dubious the research may be, it’s nice to …
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‘My stomach would be in shambles’: Dunkin’ employee astounds internet with 10 drink ‘What I Eat in a Day’ video

Food service is not a profession for the weak, but it does come with some perks. One of these is that you usually get free or discounted food and drink. When you’ve spent a grueling shift dealing with the general public, there’s nothing better than picking something from the menu for yourself, or at least …
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Piping Hot Tea Memes For a Refreshing Pick-Me-Up

When it comes to commonly consumed caffeinated beverages, coffee has an annoying habit of being the center of attention. We get it, java junkies, it’s your entire personality. Plenty of other palatable options exist for these kinds of liquids— and we’re not talking about the murky world of energy drinks.  That’s right, this is where …
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«First date idea — who can drink more panera d*ath lemonade»: Social Media Reacts to Allegedly Lethal Panera Charged Lemonade

I truly believe that one of the best reasons for American patriotism is the US tendency to create the most insane yet cheerfully commercialized beverages known to man. Not to sound like a coffee snob, but there is nowhere else in the world where a 24oz liquefied dessert with twenty different flavors of syrup and …
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34 Caffeinated Coffee Memes to Give Java Junkies Their Morning Fix

When I first started drinking coffee, I hated it. Like most teenagers, I drank coffee because I thought it made me look cool, but it just made me jittery and run straight to the bathroom. But as my cerebral cortex formed and I aged into a refined palate, I learned that my childish brain simply …
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Coffee Memes for Highly-Caffeinated Juggernauts Demolishing Their 10th Cup of Joe Today

Just the smell of coffee can be enough to wake you up on a weekday. Regardless of whether you’re into prestigious pour-over coffee, desserty frappes, or the watery 7Eleven swill they’re branding as a «brown caffeinated beverage», you understand that the world runs on coffee. Without our zuzzed up bevvies, people that regularly get 5 …
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American Diet Coke Addict Brags About Smuggling Whole Suitcase of Diet Coke Into Europe

I am known for being a little bit of a Diet Coke head. I can definitely survive without it, but I would either need an alternative such as Coke Zero or a bottle of Advil liquid gels to help deal with the caffeine withdrawal headaches. I am definitely not at the point where I need …
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Diet Coke Lovers React to News That Main Sweetener Aspartame is Carcinogenic

Few carbonated beverages have inspired a legion of dedicated fans in quite the way that Diet Coke has. There are people who genuinely can’t make it through the day without cracking open an iconic silver can or several. One of the things that Diet Coke enjoyers are adamant about is that it can’t be that …
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