What’s more important than making sure that children are fed? People can be extremely weird about free school lunches. They don’t think it’s the taxpayers’ job to ensure that kids are served at least 2 meals a day, because they think it’s the parents’ responsibility to feed them. Anyone who feels that way doesn’t know …
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‘Sunny and runny’: A tissue box of memes better than Mucinex when you’re sick as a dog during the springtime
Is it allergies, or did you catch a cold in June? There is nothing worse than being sick when it’s beautiful weather outside. At least in the winter, you want to be indoors under a million blankets, all comfy cozy. In June, the month that ends spring and brings summer, you want to be outside …
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26 Memes to Wrap Up That Winter Feeling as We Welcome Springtime
Some people thrive during winter’s cozy season, while others spend months counting down to spring. No matter which team you’re on, these memes perfectly sum up the winter experience. Every winter, people seem to split into two very distinct groups. There are those who welcome the cold with open arms, leaning into the cozy rituals …
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27-year-old constantly sets the thermostat to 80 degrees, roommate locks him out of the thermostat and sets it to 72 degrees during the day and 68 at night: ‘He just said I’m being controlling and that the temperature isn’t that big of a deal.’
He either needs to pay for all the extra utilities he’s using or buy a nice cable-knit sweater to wear around the house! It’s totally unreasonable to expect your roommate to tolerate 80 degree weather indoors.
Parking garage sends employee home for wearing his military-issued pants and boots in the snow: ‘They said dress warm today, so that’s exactly what I did.’
His bosses don’t want to give customers the wrong idea. There are many rules about when, where, and who can wear official US Army uniforms. Civilians are not allowed to wear current-issue US military uniforms or any recognizable parts of them, such as a jacket with patches. You’re allowed to wear camo pants bought from …
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Never Change, Adult Men Who Wear Shorts in the Snow
If you’re an American male, there’s a 99% chance that at some point in your life, you wore shorts in inappropriate weather. I will never forget the day I was on a school trip to Tiananmen Square (don’t even ask), and one of the 7th-grade boys in our group was fully dressed in basketball shorts …
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Roommate insists on keeping apartment at 80°F in the winter and refuses to bundle up, roommate develops hack to trick the thermostat: ‘She also told me she doesn’t even look at the cost of her electricity’
Who hasn’t had an argument about the thermostat with a loved one or a roommate? It’s like that episode of Peep Show where Jez identifies that Mark’s new roommate likes the temp slightly lower while he likes it slightly higher, so they compromise and remain «Both one degree uncomfortable.» Nobody wants to be one degree …
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26 Weather Memes for People Who Have No Idea How to Dress Right Now
Winter has officially overstayed its welcome, and we’re all desperate for a change. We’ve entered that tricky part of the season where the weather teases us with a single semi-nice day, only for temperatures to drop back to freezing the next morning. It literally only takes one sunny 50-degree day for me to start debating …
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21 Germ-Free Memes for Hypochondriacs Hibernating Unit Flu Season Is Over
Now that it’s February, we’ve reached peak flu season… Grab a box of two-ply tissues and a super-sized bottle of Dayquil, you’re in for a germy ride through the last full month of winter! But there are fewer germs in the confines of our homes, or so we think. The safest place to be is …
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21 Germ-Free Memes for Hypochondriacs Hibernating Until Flu Season Is Over
Now that it’s February, we’ve reached peak flu season… Grab a box of two-ply tissues and a super-sized bottle of Dayquil, you’re in for a germy ride through the last full month of winter! But there are fewer germs in the confines of our homes, or so we think. The safest place to be is …
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