You never know what to expect when you get to the airport, especially if it’s one you’re not used to. One minute, you could be breezing through security, and the next minute, you’re stuck in a queue long enough to make you question the meaning of life. I remember one time I was flying out …
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Shoddy Boeing Memes That’ll Fall on Your Head From 30,000ft
Most people have been on a plane. Whether you’re an avid world traveler or you’ve just hopped on a budget flight to visit your meemaw in Phoenix, you know that there are several dangers surrounding air travel that are largely ignored. It’s casual nowadays to hop in an aluminum tube flying over 30,000ft in the …
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27 Flight Attendant Memes for Crewmembers Hanging out in the Galley
I don’t know how much flight attendants make, but whatever it is, it should be doubled. They deal with terrible behavior from passengers (remember that guy who tried to open the door mid-flight?) delays that they aren’t paid for, and unpredictable schedules. They’re the unsung heroes of the sky, and they get very little appreciation. …
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‘The gate attendant actually tried to scan it’: Guy brings billboard-sized boarding pass on plane
Pranks are simultaneously the bane of the internet and its greatest asset. We’ve all seen the great breaches of human decency that get passed off as pranks by intrepid YouTubers, but we’ve also all laughed at that girl choking on a Dairy Queen straw after her sister tapped the brakes. There is a delicate line …
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«What a bunch of babies»: Self-important couple blows through boarding to get on plane first, refuse to give up seats
Traveling can be exhausting. There’s so much rigamarole and to-do at airports from security to boarding you just hope that everyone complies so it can be done as quickly as possible. There’s a procedure for everything, and all you have to do is what you’re told. I’ve flown a lot in my lifetime, so I …
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Airline Workers Share Their Wildest Stories From the Skies
If I think about planes too hard while I’m on one, I start to get freaked out. They’re made and operated by humans, after all, and humans are fallible. My rational mind knows that air travel is much safer than car travel, but the being-in-the-air of it all gets me out of whack sometimes. Especially …
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Plane Freakout Lady Tiffany Gomas Spotted Boarding Another Flight, Prompts More Speculation and Jokes
Don’t you just love it when the publicity for someone’s unfortunate viral moment outstays its welcome? That’s exactly what seems to be happening over the course of this summer with Tiffany Gomas, of «that motherf***er is not real» fame. Her mysterious outburst captivated millions, and then it captivated them all over again when a woman …
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‘I had to «apologize»… through gritted teeth’: Passenger confronts woman playing loud music on her phone while on an airplane
Genuine question for those who play music out loud in public places: why do you do it? Whenever I see people walking around blasting music on their phones, I usually assume they don’t have headphones. From my personal experience, I know how easy it is to break, lose, or forget your headphones, leaving you without …
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Dude Offers Guy Middle Seat On The Plane, Twitter Users Call Him «Entitled»
If there’s one thing I hate about Twitter, it’s the people who use it. I’m not saying this to be a hater. Still, longtime Twitter users like myself will recognize a type of defensive rhetoric unique to Twitter users that makes the experience of using the bird app kind of miserable. They will always assume …
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Airport Memes For Those Dealing With The Misfortune of Flying Home For The Holidays
I love going to the airport. I know I’m in the minority, but there’s something so relaxing about going through security, finding my gate, getting a little snack, walking around the terminal, and finally getting on an airplane. I don’t have any flying anxiety because if the plane crashes, there is nothing I can do …
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