Woman covers airplane seat with ‘seat bag,’ completely blocks neighbor’s tray table: ‘I’d have that bag torn a minute after takeoff’

On a plane, there are few creature comforts. It’s kind of the bare minimum if you’re in coach. They give you a seat (kind of) and they give you a ride to your destination. On some airlines, they give you a free soda. On others, they give you a free meal. And if you’re super …
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Plane passenger refuses to give up their assigned seat after entitled mother tries to sneakily steal their window seat: ‘»I’m not responsible for your poor planning»’

Airplanes feel fake. You’re telling me I’m in a metal tube in the sky, 30,000 feet above land, and I’m supposed to be okay with that? Yeah, so what if cars and trains are more dangerous? At least they’re not, again, 30,000 feet in the sky. Maybe I’m just afraid of heights, but you’ll always …
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Airplane passenger refuses to swap seats on 70 minute flight so dad and 7-year-old son can sit together, cites booking ahead:’I think he was trying to shame me’

Air travel is perhaps one of the least dignified forms of transport (unless you’re really rich, anyway). From the way that the TSA agents scowl at you to the awkward shuffle you have to do past a stranger if you’re in the window seat and you want to go to the bathroom, there really is …
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‘Last row was completely empty’: Entitled family asks aisle seat occupant to move to the back of the plane so their kids can ‘play’

Where you sit on a plane can make all the difference in the world. Everyone knows that sitting in the back means you’ll probably feel the turbulence more, you risk odors from the bathroom, and you’ll be the last one off the plane. The window seat is good for some, but others fear feeling trapped …
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Entitled passenger asks man to give up aisle seat 4.5 hours into flight, fights back when he refuses: ‘With that attitude? No way.’

One of the best feelings in the world is when you’re on a plane and you have an empty seat next to you, and you get the announcement that boarding is finished. It feels almost like winning the lottery. You get to stretch out a little more than usual, use your elbows to their fullest …
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‘He didn’t speak to me the whole shuttle ride’: 5’1″ Woman is berated by family for not giving her first-class upgrade to her 6’6″ brother

A lot of hoopla is made about short men. Pundits online devote lengthy tomes to the strife of the short king, his disadvantages, and his struggles. But what about their tall brethren? Do they not suffer alike? There are a few situations in life where being a tall man puts you in difficult situations. Like doing limbo at a birthday party. Or going spelunking …
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25 Memes to Make Time Fly by When You’re at the Airport Three Hours Early

You never know what to expect when you get to the airport, especially if it’s one you’re not used to. One minute, you could be breezing through security, and the next minute, you’re stuck in a queue long enough to make you question the meaning of life. I remember one time I was flying out …
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Shoddy Boeing Memes That’ll Fall on Your Head From 30,000ft

Most people have been on a plane. Whether you’re an avid world traveler or you’ve just hopped on a budget flight to visit your meemaw in Phoenix, you know that there are several dangers surrounding air travel that are largely ignored. It’s casual nowadays to hop in an aluminum tube flying over 30,000ft in the …
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27 Flight Attendant Memes for Crewmembers Hanging out in the Galley

I don’t know how much flight attendants make, but whatever it is, it should be doubled. They deal with terrible behavior from passengers (remember that guy who tried to open the door mid-flight?) delays that they aren’t paid for, and unpredictable schedules. They’re the unsung heroes of the sky, and they get very little appreciation. …
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‘The gate attendant actually tried to scan it’: Guy brings billboard-sized boarding pass on plane

Pranks are simultaneously the bane of the internet and its greatest asset. We’ve all seen the great breaches of human decency that get passed off as pranks by intrepid YouTubers, but we’ve also all laughed at that girl choking on a Dairy Queen straw after her sister tapped the brakes. There is a delicate line …
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