Nothing spoils a peaceful day at the beach quite like a pint-sized pirate with a sense of entitlement and a flair for drama. Two sisters, blissfully sculpting sand castles, are interrupted when a random kid marches over and declares their bucket his lost treasure. The older sister, already wise to playground politics, blocks every grab …
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4 sisters organize a Disneyland trip with their children and deliberately exclude 34-year-old Amanda, their 5th sister: ‘I reminded her of all her trips to Hawaii, San Diego, Colorado, and the Mall of America in Minnesota. She never invited us’
Planning a Disneyland trip with your family should be as easy and joyful as picking out a pair of mouse ears. But throw in one sibling who’s got the temper of a haunted house and the unpredictability of a roller coaster with extra loops, and suddenly the group chat feels less like a vacation plan …
Seguir leyendo 4 sisters organize a Disneyland trip with their children and deliberately exclude 34-year-old Amanda, their 5th sister: ‘I reminded her of all her trips to Hawaii, San Diego, Colorado, and the Mall of America in Minnesota. She never invited us’
Entitled Mom cuts the Disney World character meet-and-greet line, claiming her kid’s “too sensitive,” insults everyone else, and gets sent to the back as whole line cheers: ‘Your kid doesn’t get VIP access because you don’t like other people’s toddlers’
Parenting is a wild collection of trade-offs. Want to give your kid a magical core memory? Get ready to sacrifice your dignity, your patience, and several hundred bucks for the privilege of waiting in lines so long they could qualify as a marathon event. Theme parks are the ultimate setting for these great memory quests, …
Seguir leyendo Entitled Mom cuts the Disney World character meet-and-greet line, claiming her kid’s “too sensitive,” insults everyone else, and gets sent to the back as whole line cheers: ‘Your kid doesn’t get VIP access because you don’t like other people’s toddlers’
The Funniest Disney Memes of the Week (October 12, 2024)
I have a feeling that Bob Iger’s days are numbered. He’s been a competent Disney CEO for such a long time, but it’s clear that his low-risk business strategies are not paying off like they used to. I’m not afraid to say that I miss the wild times of Michael Eisner. He made so many …
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‘Those are Digney socks’: Husband Shares the Knock-Off Disney Character Socks His Wife Bought Online That All Have Hilarious Mistakes, Goes Viral
You don’t have to be a Disney Adult to find these knock-off «Disney» socks friggin’ hilarious. A couple preparing for a fun little getaway with a whimsical Disney trip wanted to get in the spirit for their trip. So the wife found some socks with Disney characters on them. She found them on the infamous …
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25+ Disney Parks Memes for Adults Dreaming of a Dole Whip and a Churro
Disney lives in our hearts (and our wallets) in so many ways. We shell out for Disney+ so that we may relive all our favorite classics, and keep abreast of the new offerings. We buy Disney merch for the little ones in our lives because we know their eyes will light up. And we plan …
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The Funniest Disney Memes of the Week (May 12, 2024)
Disney is the most powerful corporation that feels so personal. Unless you’re iJustine, you probably don’t have an incredibly salient bond with Apple, even if you have an iPhone and a Mac. Disney does the work of getting to the consumer while they’re young and building a lifelong connection with their brand. I know the …
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The Funniest Disney Memes of the Week (April 28, 2024)
There’s a rousing debate within the Disney corporation (and fandom) regarding how to expand the canon. After ten years of dominance at the box office, the world might finally be over Disney’s live-action remakes of their old movies. Bob Iger realizes he could print money by regurgitating old material for theatrical releases instead of cheap …
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The Funniest Disney Memes of the Week (December 3, 2023)
I have a feeling that Bob Iger’s days are numbered. He’s been a competent Disney CEO for such a long time, but it’s clear that his low-risk business strategies are not paying off like they used to. I’m not afraid to say that I miss the wild times of Michael Eisner. He made so many …
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The Funniest Disney Memes of the Week (July 23, 2023)
It’s easy to forget how much Disney changed the theme park game. Before Disneyland opened in 1955, no amusement park had ever achieved such a level of immersive theming. Arguably, no theme park has surpassed Disney ever since. You could make the argument for The Wizarding World of Harry Potter, but I’m not in the …
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