A Heroic Selection Of Marvel Memes For Lovers Of The MCU

Stan Lee was much more than some dude who created comics. For a huge subsection of American society today, he is also the main reason that they still keep going to movie theaters.  The Marvel franchise is one of the all time biggest players in the world of superhero movies, and it’s pretty hard to …
Seguir leyendo A Heroic Selection Of Marvel Memes For Lovers Of The MCU

3 Ways Supervillains Are Dumber Now

The MCU, DCEU, Fast & Furious and other series are all about creating cool supervillains for our heroes to duke it out with, and yet they’re all starting to feel a little samey. «Doctor» Jordan Breeding and Your Brain On Cracked are here to point that out and hopefully make it all stop.

5 Gloriously Stupid (And Real) Batman Storylines | CanonBall

Sometimes it’s hard to remember that Batman was more than a gruff-voiced billionaire who weirdly resembles Patrick Bateman. Then you recall all the other movies and comics that took us to the Nolan-induced point of Joker-worship. And then, perhaps you might recall the time Batman peed himself and rode a dinosaur and got beaten up …
Seguir leyendo 5 Gloriously Stupid (And Real) Batman Storylines | CanonBall

4 Movie Tropes That Become Certifiably Insane if You Swap Genders

What would happen if movie women approached sex like movie men? What if movie men did rom-coms like movie women? And why the heck don’t we have a gay noir yet!? In this episode of ‘Your Brain On Cracked,’ «Doctor» Jordan Breeding sets out to diagnose just how angry and confused everybody would be. And …
Seguir leyendo 4 Movie Tropes That Become Certifiably Insane if You Swap Genders

4 Bonkers Crossover Events That Put Avengers To Shame

Holy moly. As much as we love the mixed up antics of pretty much any crossover, these are…absolutely insane. Archie Comics + Predator? Punisher vs Eminem? Cracked walks us through the madness with the help of Jesse, and obviously -in crossover fashion -Dr. Jordan Breeding. 

People Charmed By Spider-Man Cake Topper Doing Some Heavy Lifting

Everybody knows that cake is one of the things that makes a birthday a birthday. If life insurance ads are anything to go by, there’s nothing like those cherished childhood memories of family members singing to you as you blow out the candles. Should anything get in the way of that, it is of course …
Seguir leyendo People Charmed By Spider-Man Cake Topper Doing Some Heavy Lifting

Tim Drake’s Robin Came Out as Bisexual, and Yes—It’s Canon

In the latest issue of Batman: Urban Legends, Tim Drake—Bruce Wayne’s third (and debatably best) Robin sidekick—experiences an iconic ‘lightbulb moment’ in the midst of a rescue mission with schoolmate Bernard Dowd. At the end of the issue, Tim opens up to Bernard in a sweetly vulnerable scene, explaining, ‘I’ve been doing a lot of …
Seguir leyendo Tim Drake’s Robin Came Out as Bisexual, and Yes—It’s Canon

5 Incompetent Characters Who Make Superhero Plots Possible

Superhero movies like Spider-Man, Batman, Wonder Woman, and a million others only really work if a bunch of morons in the background bumble around and do their jobs poorly. Alleged «Doctor» Jordan Breeding and Your Brain On Cracked return to point at morons and make fun of them. Like a superhero would.

DC Says Superheroes ‘Don’t Do That,’ Zack Snyder Disagrees

A superhero can partake in righteous violence and destruction, but according to DC Entertainment, pleasuring a lover is far too obscene. In a recent Variety Magazine article focusing on shows that subvert the superhero genre, Justin Halpern, co-creator and executive producer of the HBO animated series Harley Quinn, told Variety: «In this third season of …
Seguir leyendo DC Says Superheroes ‘Don’t Do That,’ Zack Snyder Disagrees