5 Gloriously Stupid (And Real) Batman Storylines | CanonBall

Sometimes it’s hard to remember that Batman was more than a gruff-voiced billionaire who weirdly resembles Patrick Bateman. Then you recall all the other movies and comics that took us to the Nolan-induced point of Joker-worship. And then, perhaps you might recall the time Batman peed himself and rode a dinosaur and got beaten up …
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4 Movie Tropes That Become Certifiably Insane if You Swap Genders

What would happen if movie women approached sex like movie men? What if movie men did rom-coms like movie women? And why the heck don’t we have a gay noir yet!? In this episode of ‘Your Brain On Cracked,’ «Doctor» Jordan Breeding sets out to diagnose just how angry and confused everybody would be. And …
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4 Bonkers Crossover Events That Put Avengers To Shame

Holy moly. As much as we love the mixed up antics of pretty much any crossover, these are…absolutely insane. Archie Comics + Predator? Punisher vs Eminem? Cracked walks us through the madness with the help of Jesse, and obviously -in crossover fashion -Dr. Jordan Breeding. 

People Charmed By Spider-Man Cake Topper Doing Some Heavy Lifting

Everybody knows that cake is one of the things that makes a birthday a birthday. If life insurance ads are anything to go by, there’s nothing like those cherished childhood memories of family members singing to you as you blow out the candles. Should anything get in the way of that, it is of course …
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Tim Drake’s Robin Came Out as Bisexual, and Yes—It’s Canon

In the latest issue of Batman: Urban Legends, Tim Drake—Bruce Wayne’s third (and debatably best) Robin sidekick—experiences an iconic ‘lightbulb moment’ in the midst of a rescue mission with schoolmate Bernard Dowd. At the end of the issue, Tim opens up to Bernard in a sweetly vulnerable scene, explaining, ‘I’ve been doing a lot of …
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5 Incompetent Characters Who Make Superhero Plots Possible

Superhero movies like Spider-Man, Batman, Wonder Woman, and a million others only really work if a bunch of morons in the background bumble around and do their jobs poorly. Alleged «Doctor» Jordan Breeding and Your Brain On Cracked return to point at morons and make fun of them. Like a superhero would.

DC Says Superheroes ‘Don’t Do That,’ Zack Snyder Disagrees

A superhero can partake in righteous violence and destruction, but according to DC Entertainment, pleasuring a lover is far too obscene. In a recent Variety Magazine article focusing on shows that subvert the superhero genre, Justin Halpern, co-creator and executive producer of the HBO animated series Harley Quinn, told Variety: «In this third season of …
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Twitter Thread Imagines A Chaotic World Where The Avengers Are Real

The Marvel Cinematic Universe is one of the most popular franchises in the world…ever. The action-packed superhero movies draw huge crowds with their explosive fight scenes and impressive CGI. They’re thrilling to watch. After all, who doesn’t love to see the good guys fighting the good fight? But. What if the Avengers were real? What …
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6 Famous Superhero Memes (That Are Even Dumber In Context)

About half of us were first exposed to now-famous superhero comics via out-of-context comic panels used as internet memes, but we looked up the original issues and those memes are actually UNDERSELLING the glorious stupidity and insanity of the original stories. Stories like the Joker’s «boner» fixation, Captain America’s public «wanking,» and the time Batman …
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We Remade Zack Snyder’s Justice League For Only $20

Not everybody has 4 hours to devote to Zack Snyder’s Justice League, so we went ahead and made a Snyder Cut of our own. We’ve got Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, Cyborg, Flash, Steppenwolf, Alfred, Lois Lane, Iris West, Darkseid, Martian Manhunter, Martha, Joker, the other Joker, that dumb kid in the bank, and it only …
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