5 Biggest Mistakes In The Super Mario Bros. Movie

You already know what it is, it’s your boy Stephen with a relatively new show on Cracked where he absolutely skewers your favorite films. Last episode we discussed 1993’s Illuminati masterpiece, Super Mario Bros. This week on the Skewer Stick is this year’s controversial The Super Mario Bros. Movie. No Chris Pratts were hurt in …
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Gym Memes for Exercise Devotees

Ah, the gym. A wonderful and, depending on who you are, terrifying place. Gyms are inherently frightening. I remember my first experience. Surrounded by fit and healthy adults who clearly knew what they were doing. I, of course, was visibly lost and in terrible shape. It wasn’t until I realized that absolutely no one cares …
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Sassy and Scary-Accurate Starter Pack Memes

If you’ve spent any time looking at memes over the last decade, chances are you’ve come across a starter pack meme. According to the experts at Know Your Meme,  starter pack memes are «a series of multi-panel photo sets meant to illustrate the archetype of a celebrity, company or subculture through a recommended selection of …
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A Flood of Water Memes for Hydration Fans

When was the last time you looked in a mirror? Are your eyes sunken? Is your skin blotchy? Have you had a vague headache all day? If you answered «yes» to any or all of these questions, it might be time for you to drink some more water. We need to appreciate water a little …
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Wildest Posts From the Depths of Facebook (April 30, 2023)

Ah, Facebook. Never has the rich human tapestry been described in such infamous detail in one place on the internet. Sure, you could make an argument for Twitter functioning similarly, but that tends to attract a particular breed of overly online weirdos. Facebook, on the other hand, is all over the place. It has attracted …
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Employee’s Blunt Answers to HR Survey Hits Home for Many Workers

Anyone who’s worked at a company that has many useless tiers built into its management hierarchy has probably had to fill out one of those work surveys at some point in their career. You know what I’m talking about—those end-of-quarter questionnaires that are supposed to measure employee motivation and performance through a series of low-effort …
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A Standard Selection of 31 Memes

In this society full of instant dopamine hits, many of us have been trained to expect novelty at every twist and turn. We want things that give us our allotted dose of gratification to be fresh and unexpected, or at least we tend to think that way. However, there’s something to be said for a …
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Crappy Life Hacks That are Just For Fun

Everyone and their mother (or grandmother) seems to have some life hack to show off on TikTok. Whether or not these «hacks» are useful is another story altogether. While we prefer to get advice and tips from our friends, it’s hard to ignore inane Russian life hack videos (they do so much with plastic bottles) …
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Explain Like I’m 35: Who are Lalalala and OKOKOK Girls? (April 30, 2023)

It seems like we have an infinite number of ways with which to categorize ourselves these days. We can try to boil down our personality with Myers-Briggs tests, or our astrological big three. Some proudly display what Hogwarts house they belong to. Others still base their identity around the kind of brands they buy. Then, …
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People Share Invaluable Advice For Couples Moving In Together

I am a firm believer that you can never truly understand someone until you live with them. It doesn’t matter how well you think you know them, how long you’ve been in a relationship, or how often you’ve stayed over at each other’s house. As soon as you start sharing your life on that level, …
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