The Entire Final Destination Franchise Explained (By A Guy Cheating Death And Cooking Spaghetti)

A classic franchise, pasta, and a little trademark suspense. What more could you ask for? Final Destination is long overdue the Cracked  treatment, which Jordan Breeding does his best with even with the looming threat of his own mortality hung over his head. All five movies get a blow-by-blow analysis that would be impressive even …
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Creative Horror Stories Written In Just Two Sentences

If you’re in the mood for some spooky content but don’t have a lot of time on your hands, then these creative two-sentence horror stories are just the thing for you. Now have fun sleeping tonight!  If you want even more creepy material, head on over to /r/TwoSentenceHorror!

Michael Myers Makes One Kid’s Slasher Dreams Come True In Adorable Video

You don’t have to be a parent to realize that children are seriously weird. Something about that malleable, developing brain means that not only do they say and do strange things on the regular, they often develop some pretty odd obsessions too. While the phases they go through can be puzzling, it also makes for …
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Two-Sentence Scary Stories That Tease The Imagination

‘For sale: baby shoes, never worn.’ This is perhaps the most famous bit of micro-fiction, allegedly written by Ernest Hemingway. What’s remarkable about stories like these isn’t necessarily the brevity of them, but rather the possibilities created by what’s left unsaid. The most successful micro-fiction gives the reader just enough to stimulate the imagination, but …
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Journalist Gets Roasted After Claiming Horror Movies Can’t Be Set In Space

What’s up with Twitter these days? Are the blue checks running out of opinions? Because lately the takes have been extra bad, and today’s main character is journalist @ellehunt, who thinks a horror movie cannot be set in space. It all started when @ellehunt tweeted a poll asking whether or not Alien was a horror …
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Eerie Twitter Story About Kid Sneaking Food & Discovering Trespasser

There’s been a lot of talk about Bong Joon-Ho’s Oscar-winning Parasite, but this true and incredibly disturbing story kind of trumps it. Horror writer Grady Hendrix shared a chilling tale back in October about innocent food-sneaking gone incredibly wrong. Kids are known for sneaking around, and one night when Hendrix intended to sneak-eat his family’s leftovers, …
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Creepy Twitter Story About Kid Sneaking Food & Discovering A Trespasser

There’s been a lot of talk about Bong Joon-Ho’s Oscar-winning Parasite, but this true and incredibly disturbing story kind of trumps it. Horror writer Grady Hendrix shared a chilling tale back in October about innocent food-sneaking gone incredibly wrong. Kids are known for sneaking around, and one night when Hendrix intended to sneak-eat his family’s leftovers, …
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Twitter Is Getting Into The Spooky Spirit With ‘Fake Scary Movie Facts’

We’re knee deep in «Spooky Season«, and though there’s no trick or treating to look forward to, people are still finding myriad ways to celebrate. From binge-watching horror movies to posting skeleton memes, the Halloween spirit is very alive on the internet. On Twitter, users have been flexing their creativity and humor with the hashtag #FakeScaryMovieFacts. It’s …
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28 Horror Memes For Spooky Season

While many of you may not need an excuse to binge horror movies, many people see «Spooky Season» as an excuse to pop some corn and enjoy a month of bloodcurdling screams, tense music, and campy themes. Being cooped up due to the pandemic has made this one of the more safe ways to enjoy …
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Dark & Creepy Memes For Spooky Season

It’s that time of the year, folks. The leaves have started to fall. The air is cooler. It gets dark earlier. And things feel just a bit more creepy. While this «spooky season» is a little less fun because of coronavirus, we’re still planning on embracing skeletons, fall treats, and of course – horror movies. …
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