‘The only blizzard conditions I am interested in are from Dairy Queen’: 25+ Snow day memes for digging your car out of the snow

Buckle up, it’s going to be a snowy one. If you’re near the tristate area this weekend, then you’re probably getting ready to be snowed in. You’re stocking up on groceries, so you won’t have to brave the elements, given that we’re about to be buried by a foot of snow. It might be a …
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28 Caffeinated Memes for the Folks Doubling Hot Coffee as Hand Warmers This Winter

The temperature has officially dropped to the point where fashion no longer matters and survival instincts have completely taken over. We have entered the season where a morning coffee is no longer just a delivery system for caffeine; it is a vital heat source. There is a specific kind of desperation that comes with winter …
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It’s Important to Laugh and Play in the Snow Even as an Adult: Snow Day Memes

It snowed all night and now it’s a winter wonderland this morning! Schools are closed and that doesn’t even matter because you’re an adult… But guess what? It’s a snow day for you too!    It’s time to live, laugh, and love in the snow. Don’t say «ugh» and start getting the ice scraper for …
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Roommate insists on keeping apartment at 80°F in the winter and refuses to bundle up, roommate develops hack to trick the thermostat: ‘She also told me she doesn’t even look at the cost of her electricity’

Who hasn’t had an argument about the thermostat with a loved one or a roommate?  It’s like that episode of Peep Show where Jez identifies that Mark’s new roommate likes the temp slightly lower while he likes it slightly higher, so they compromise and remain «Both one degree uncomfortable.» Nobody wants to be one degree …
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22 Cold Weather Memes Because We Skipped Fall and Went Straight to Winter

The cold weather is coming in hot (oxymoronic, right?) and it’s time to put down the jean jackets and put on your parkas! Say goodbye to light sweater weather and say hello to heat-technology undergarments to keep you toasty throughout the coldness of the season. Why does it feel like we jumped from temperate weather …
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Tenant notices a $700 increase on her monthly electrical bill, then discovers her landlord secretly planted two space heaters in the attic to keep the water pipes from freezing: ‘I’ve paid about $6000+ for these space heaters.’

These space heaters are more than just a fire hazard, they are a financial burden on a tenant who was none-the-wiser about paying $700 more per month on her bill.  Many of us default to blaming the energy company when our electrical bill comes out to more than normal. If you live in a city …
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26 Weather Memes for People Who Have No Idea How to Dress Right Now

Winter has officially overstayed its welcome, and we’re all desperate for a change. We’ve entered that tricky part of the season where the weather teases us with a single semi-nice day, only for temperatures to drop back to freezing the next morning. It literally only takes one sunny 50-degree day for me to start debating …
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21 Germ-Free Memes for Hypochondriacs Hibernating Unit Flu Season Is Over

Now that it’s February, we’ve reached peak flu season… Grab a box of two-ply tissues and a super-sized bottle of Dayquil, you’re in for a germy ride through the last full month of winter! But there are fewer germs in the confines of our homes, or so we think. The safest place to be is …
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21 Germ-Free Memes for Hypochondriacs Hibernating Until Flu Season Is Over

Now that it’s February, we’ve reached peak flu season… Grab a box of two-ply tissues and a super-sized bottle of Dayquil, you’re in for a germy ride through the last full month of winter! But there are fewer germs in the confines of our homes, or so we think. The safest place to be is …
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Reckless skiier slams into 11-year-old boy on beginner skiing trail, yells at his dad when he reports him to Ski Patrol: ‘He immediately started cursing me out and calling me a horrible dad’

Picture this. You’re at the local ice skating rink with your family. Your skill levels range from mostly competent to downright embarrassing, but you’re still having a good time going around and around in a circle. Suddenly, a young lady who is clearly a figure skater steps onto the ice and does her thing. How …
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