29 Grocery Store Memes to Lift Your Spirits After Forgetting the One Thing You Went For

No one warned us that adulthood meant spending roughly 35% of your life inside a grocery store. You think you’re just picking up bananas and oat milk, but somehow you’re there again two days later, staring into the fluorescent void, wondering how you ran out of eggs already. Grocery shopping becomes a weird, exhausting routine …
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21 Glorious Grocery Store Gags To Look At After Finding Your Mom In Aisle 4

We all understand the trauma of losing your mom in the grocery aisle…She said meet at aisle 4, you heard aisle 5…and suddenly you’ve unlocked years full of wounds to overcome. Name a better feeling than seeing her oblivious face 7 seconds later. Not even the end of Averger’s Endgame saw a reunion like this. …
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College girl immediately regrets offering to pay for a struggling stranger’s groceries after they dash back into the store to gather more supplies: ‘I am just a poor freshman who was just trying to do something nice’

Nothing says, «Welcome to the world,» quite like a college freshman realizing that strangers will usually take advantage of generosity. Not every person that you lend a helping hand is gracious enough to know when to stop taking, so when this young woman offered to pay for a stranger’s groceries when her card declined, she was flummoxed when she …
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21-year-old boyfriend ‘accidentally’ spends his 19-year-old girlfriend’s $50 on a video game, claims it was an honest mistake when she calls him out: ‘He said I was making a big deal over nothing’

It’s so easy to take funds intended initially for needs and spend them on wants. I would never spend so much on theater tickets for novelty purses that I couldn’t afford groceries or rent. Still, sometimes you need the little pleasure that comes from having hilarious hairclips instead of a $7 family-sized box of Cheez-Its. …
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Entitled houseguest eats $40-60 worth of her friend’s groceries when she visits her weekly, freaks out when the friend asks her to bring her own food: ‘She did not take this well and felt I was shaming her eating habits’

If there’s one thing you should know about etiquette, it’s not to show up at anybody’s house empty-handed. If someone is hosting an Oscars watch party, a baptism for their pet pig, or a good old-fashioned house party, you should at least come with a bag of chips if you can’t afford anything else. It’s …
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Grocery hauls are the new status symbol: ‘Being able to afford rent n’ groceries is being romanticized by Gen Z’

From thousand-dollar Erewhon hauls to fridge restocking to simple «come grocery shop with me» videos, influencers give grocery shopping a glamorous treatment online. Celebrating and romanticizing the lifestyles of the rich and famous is nothing new, but now that longing-affluent fascination has trickled down to even mundane chores.  This newer, even more confounding type of …
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Customer berates 19-year-old retail worker for processing lottery ticket too slowly, she retaliates by hiding his favorite discounts: ‘He was nasty to everyone working there’

If you ask a lot of people who work in minimum wage customer-facing jobs what the worst thing about them is, it’s pretty likely that a lot of them will say that it’s the customers. While customer service can occasionally provide some heartwarming experiences that restore your faith in humanity, the horrible people who seem …
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Entitled customer provokes discourse pleading to be able to choose the gender of her Instacart shopper: ‘Go shop for yourself’

What is the price that we should pay for not having to do basic chores ourselves? If the army of apps on many phones is anything to go by, this should only be monetary. In countries like the USA, we live in an age of ultimate convenience so long as we have the cash for …
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Entitled customer provokes discourse by pleading to be able to choose the gender of her Instacart shopper: ‘Go shop for yourself’

What is the price that we should pay for not having to do basic chores ourselves? If the army of apps on many phones is anything to go by, this should only be monetary. In countries like the USA, we live in an age of ultimate convenience so long as we have the cash for …
Seguir leyendo Entitled customer provokes discourse by pleading to be able to choose the gender of her Instacart shopper: ‘Go shop for yourself’

‘That is highly offensive to me’: Woman refuses to help fellow grocery shopper retrieve item from shelf, starts discourse about helping people with height differences

Being an average height is a privilege that many don’t really think about unless it is brought to their attention. When most things in this world seem more or less the right size for you, it generally doesn’t come up in discussion—a far cry from those who are either vertically blessed or vertically challenged.  If …
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