Aunt buys deoderant for 14-year-old nephew who’s getting bullied for his foul scent, gets chewed out by his crunchy mom for overstepping boundaries: ‘She said I caused irreversible damage to his self esteem’

Everybody remembers the smelly kid in middle school. Even if you don’t think you remember, somewhere in the annals of your mind is the girl who never wore deodorant and subsequently had difficulty making friends. If you were like me or any of the boys at my middle school, you would baptize yourself daily with …
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30 Fart Memes That Can’t Be Held In

My favorite movie is all about farts. No, it’s not Shrek, Shrek 2, Shrek the Third, or Shrek Forever After. It’s actually a VERY serious A24 film, thank you very much. I’m just kidding; it’s probably the most unserious thing A24 had done before they blew the roof off with D*cks: The Musical. Swiss Army …
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20+ Flatulent Fart Memes For Gassy Girlies

I love farts, and I’m not afraid to admit that. My favorite movie is Swiss Army Man, a film about learning not to hide farts from your friends. My favorite South Park characters are Terrance and Phillip, the fart-based Canadian comedians that need no more than a toot for a punchline. I am a friend …
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Woman Denies Home Access And Stops Stinky Roommate From Entering After Learning She’d Been Spat On By Camel, Tells Her To Go «Jump In A Creek» Instead

We’ve read something about how bad camel and alpaca spit smells before, but this is really a stinky situation. A roommate went to a carnival and got spat on by a camel, we don’t know why, but it happened. She walked all the way home to find her roommate barring the door to their home, …
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Jake Gyllenhaal Gets Roasted for Admitting He’s Not That Into Bathing

Lately celebrities have been opening up about their unconventional bathing habits and Jake Gyllenhaal has joined the likes of Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher in their anti-bathing sentiments. In a recent interview with Vanity Fair, the actor revealed that ‘more and more I find bathing to be less necessary, at times. I do believe, because …
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