The Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (December 1, 2022)

If you don’t have a list on your phone with potential baby names for your future children, what are you even doing? At press time, I am kind of ambivalent about whether I want to have kids, but so help me God, if I come upon a child, I have the perfect name waiting in …
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The Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (November 24, 2022)

Happy Thanksgiving, parents! Today might not be the most leisurely parenting day of the year, but I believe you all will get through it. If you’ve got little kids running around the kitchen while you’re trying to baste your turkey, I’m sorry. I’m also sorry if you’ve got teenagers who either try to help and …
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The Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (November 17, 2022)

Not to brag, but my parents are extremely rad. I know that not everyone has great relationships with their parents and that some of the readers of this piece might be orphans, but I, for one, am in neither of those camps. My dad is literally one of the funniest people I know. He is …
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The Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (November 3, 2022)

Being a parent during the days following Halloween is an insane exercise in self-control. A bag or multiple bags of assorted candy is sitting dormant in your house at this very second. Surely, nobody would notice if you took one fun-sized Snickers bar, right? There’s no way stealing some Dots would make you one of …
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The Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (October 27, 2022)

Halloween is a difficult time to be a parent. One week, your kid wants to be a princess. The next week, they want to be a witch. By the time you get close to the 31st, they’ve come up with an idea for a costume so niche there is no way Spirit Halloween can provide …
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The Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (October 20, 2022)

One of the most interesting concepts I’ve learned about from being on the parenting side of social media is a little phenomenon called «mom shaming.» Mom shaming occurs when someone criticizes a mom for how she chooses to raise her family. When I look at «mom shaming,» I see it as a cyclical problem. We …
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The Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (October 13, 2022)

One of the things that uniquely strikes me about parenthood is the fact that you are wholly responsible for another human being. As a currently childless early 20s something, I can barely take care of myself, let alone another living person.  The thing that baffles me about parenthood is that you have to buy twice …
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The Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (October 6, 2022)

It’s hard to be a parent; one of the hardest things about parenting is that your kid needs to be constantly supervised. If you can’t afford fancy childcare, that means brining your child basically everywhere you go, which is stressful for everyone involved. Even without everything else that comes with a trip to the store …
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The Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (September 29, 2022)

I’ve seen many wild takes from parents online, but none wilder than young moms bragging about having kids in their late teens and early twenties. I can’t count the number of times I’ve seen someone say, «when you’re 40, you’ll be dropping your kids off at pre-school; When I’m 40, I’ll be at the club …
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The Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (September 22nd, 2022)

Everyone’s the perfect parent…until they have kids. That’s the hot take a lot of parents express when they find people commenting on and criticizing their parenting techniques. I think there’s some truth to this sentiment: I can’t even imagine how difficult it is to raise a real human person. However, that doesn’t mean that parents, …
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