Coffee is way more important than people credit it for. If coffee suddenly disappeared from the earth, we would be in an international crisis, the likes of which we’ve never seen. The GDP would plummet, the cities would burn, and productivity would reach depths we haven’t seen since a pre-agrarian era. 

I’m mostly kidding, but I’m sure I’m not the only one who would lowkey crumble if I didn’t have mild liquid stimulants to get me through the day. Coffee addiction is one of the most socially acceptable addictions one can have, and it’d be foolish not to revel in how good it makes you feel. The classic coffee addict axiom is, «Don’t even talk to me until I’ve had my coffee.» I know it gets made fun of a lot, but IMHO, it’s a perfectly reasonable request. If you can’t be talked to until you have your coffee, these coffee memes will whisper.