Lifeguarding is such a strange job when you really think about it. Water parks, beaches, and community pools around the world put the lives of their patrons in the hands of bored athletic teenagers, making $12 an hour if they’re lucky. It’s honestly a miracle that there aren’t more drownings at pools, given how undertrained, …
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‘Wow, that’s awkward’: Sketchy landlord wants to use tenant’s pool on weekends
I’ve never been lucky enough to have my own pool, few are. I’d love to one day and feel the luxury of swimming whenever the heck I want. Imagine, taking a dip at 3 AM all by your lonesome just because you feel like it. That’s the highest realm of living I could imagine. And …
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TikToker Gets Roasted by Twitter For Suggesting Extreme Fitness Activity As Alternative to Alcohol
Giving up alcohol is very difficult to do, even if you don’t consider yourself to be someone with a drinking problem. Every year, people give up on Dry January after one too many close encounters with their friends cracking open a cold one. Those who tend to succeed often find some kind of distraction that …
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‘I call that the torpedo’: Frisky wife has an 11/10 summer when her hubby ranks her pool activities, proving that you never grow out of pool-time silliness (VIDEO)
Nothing hits like that post-pool Dorito-filled ham and cheese sandwich. If you know what I’m talking about, you probably had a childhood where you could dive into a friend’s pool, the public plunge, or maybe you were even lucky enough to have a pool in your very own backyard. But children of the pool all …
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25 Memes Everyone Who Can’t Swim Can Relate to Each Summer Season
Not knowing how to swim can be sort of embarrassing if you don’t want the world to know about it. A lot of people learn how to swim in their childhood, but if you didn’t have a chance to learn how to swim when you were young, it becomes more of an inconvenience as you …
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30+ Sizzling Hot Memes to Celebrate Summer
Ahhh, the sweet smell of summer serenade is in the air– Freshly cut grass, pool chemicals, and that sticky melted popsicle that’s stained your sidewalk for a week. Although we’re only a few hours into the technical summer season, it feels like we’ve already been on broil for a month, getting our tan on in …
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A Lap’s Worth of Swimming Memes for All the Water Babies
Forget meditating or mindfulness, one of the most zen activities a person can engage in is doing a couple of laps in a quiet pool. As common forms of exercise go, swimming is one of the more fun ones, plus it doesn’t destroy your joints (looking at you, jogging). Depending on who you ask, there …
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Casual Gamers Bond Over Shared Psychopathy When They Play “The Sims”
For every person out there who dismisses The Sims as something not for real gamers, there’s dozens of individuals who have sunk hours of their childhoods (and adulthoods) playing virtual dolls with one of the most successful video game franchises of all time. It’s amazing how playing God with virtual people brings out everyone’s inner …
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OSHA-Violating Swimming Pool Crane Prompts Horrified Jokes
Let’s be honest, most of us have done a thing or two at work that would make an OSHA inspector raise their eyebrows. I mean, when you walk across an unsigned and freshly mopped floor there’s the chance of a sweet legal payout, right? However, there’s always some people out there who take things way …
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Wholesome Thread Delights In Vacation Dads Fascinated With Pool Repairmen
If Father’s Day card designs are anything to go by, many men of a certain age enjoy the simple things in life. Sports, beer and fart jokes probably take the top spot, but a solid runner up has to be power tools. There are few more intimate relationships than a dad and the immaculately equipped …
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