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Entitled Karen calls baker at 9:30 PM demanding she make her a cake for 120 people by tomorrow: ‘You realize I’m the one with the money’

In our modern age, there are very few food items that you can’t get at the drop of a hat. If you want a bucket of crispy KFC fried chicken delivered directly to your door, you can get it if you’re willing to pay the price. We live in a culture of instant gratification; for …
Seguir leyendo Entitled Karen calls baker at 9:30 PM demanding she make her a cake for 120 people by tomorrow: ‘You realize I’m the one with the money’

Unequivocally, to me, the best thing about birthdays is birthday cake. It’s the thing that turns a regular party with regular party snacks into a birthday party with a centerpiece of deliciousness. It’s not truly my birthday until I’ve had cake. And I’m not picky. Sure, I love a fancy-schmancy bakery cake or a beautiful …
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I am not one of those adults who is obsessed with my birthday. I respect the grind of people who make their entire birthday month their personality, but that could never be me. I like getting attention, but I like getting attention best when it’s earned. Me turning another year older is not an accomplishment. …
Seguir leyendo Girlfriend Makes Her Boyfriend The Wrong Birthday Cake, Sparking Debate About Who’s in The Right

«What do you think I am, a windmill?» the nana says in disbelief. «How am I gonna blow them out??»