Succulent Food Memes For Fast Food Fiends

If fast food is so bad for you, then why does it feel so good? Popeyes and Raising Canes are definitely guilty pleasures of mine, but they really shouldn’t be! After all, any kind of unhealthy food is fine in moderation.  People freaking out about the dangers of fast food makes me think about the …
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Companies Tweet One Word Summarizing Their Brands After Official Amtrak Account Accidentally Tweets «Trains»

Being on Twitter in 2018 could be a painful experience for various reasons, but none more painful than the never-ending onslaught of brands trying to be funny. You really had to be there, but if you weren’t, you are one of the lucky ones. Twitter brands would try to start beef with each other, form …
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Dude Provides Fascinating Explanation About Why Doritos Are So Addictive

In the grand ranking of chips, Doritos have to be up there as an all-timer. As writer Matt Crowley once famously observed, a single one of these tangy little triangles contains more flavor than a medieval peasant would ever see in a lifetime; yet here we are, with the kind of built in tolerance to …
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Puffed Up Dorito Gets Auctioned On Ebay, Racks Up More Than $70,000 In Bids

There are limited ways to make money while you’re still in high school. Most of the time, you’re either lucky enough to be bankrolled by your parents, or you have to get a crappy part time job like the rest of us. It’s rare to get that golden ticket of full financial freedom, but one …
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DoorDash Employee Busts Themselves After Stealing Customer’s Doritos Locos Taco

DoorDash, while rightfully under fire for sketchy business practices, is an incredibly helpful service. If I’m hungry at 11pm and there’s nothing open in my food desert of a neighborhood, I can usually count on a dasher to bring me some hot food that will keep my hangry away. The service also allows customers to …
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DoorDash Employee Busted After Stealing Customer’s Doritos Locos Taco

DoorDash, while rightfully under fire for sketchy business practices, is an incredibly helpful service. If I’m hungry at 11pm and there’s nothing open in my food desert of a neighborhood, I can usually count on a dasher to bring me some hot food that will keep my hangry away. The service also allows customers to …
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25 Misogyny-Tinged Neckbeard Memes & Moments

If you needed proof that chivalry is dead, we’ve got it right here for you. These fedora-tipping neckbeards may think their use of «m’lady» makes them gentlemen, but at the first sign of rejection they lash out in a Mountain Dew-fueled rage. This incel-esque behavior can be witnessed on nearly any website with a comment …
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Misogyny-Tinged Neckbeard Memes & Moments

If you needed proof that chivalry is dead, we’ve got it right here for you. These fedora-tipping neckbeardsmay think their use of «m’lady» makes them gentlemen, but at the first sign of rejection, they lash out in a Mountain Dew-fueled rage. This incel-esque behavior can be witnessed on nearly any website with a comment or messaging …
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Funny Thread Suggests The Dorito Name Is Some Dark Magic Crap

We covered that Triscuit name-origin story the other day, and the internet has already taken that twitter thread and spawned some much funnier shit. Writer Chuck Wendig‘s spin on the tale is our favorite. It’s quite a bit darker than the Triscuit saga, and involves one of our favorite snacks: Doritos. We have to admit …
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