30 of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (February 22, 2024)

Remember when you were young and you felt like everything your parents did was unfair? I remember raging against bedtime, feeling like I’d give anything to stay up for another episode of Spongebob. I didn’t understand why my parents insisted that I needed a full night’s sleep. I was a kid who had energy and …
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‘[You] made us look like bad parents’: Dad sends daughter to school in pajamas after she refuses to get dressed

As someone who is not a parent but has watched a lot of Supernanny, I cannot imagine how difficult it is to get a kid to do something necessary when they refuse to do it. Crying, screaming, and carrying on are the top moves in the toddler playbook, and I wouldn’t wish them upon any …
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25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (December 28, 2023)

You’ve made it to the holiday grundle. That funky little stretch of time between Christmas and New Year’s where you’re faking your job and swearing you’ll stop overeating, while still overeating (because let’s face it, time isn’t real until January). As a parent, this is a particularly special time because the kids are still out …
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The Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (December 7, 2023)

One of the best parts of being a parent is figuring out what kind of person your kid is going to be. Some parents claim that their babies come out of the womb exactly the way they’re going to be as adults. If you come out screaming, then you’re going to continue screaming into adulthood. …
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The Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (November 30, 2023)

Parents, you did it. You navigated one of the biggest holidays of the year with grace. You forked out turkey, you cleaned spilled cranberry sauce off of your new rug, and you sent them back to school with a sigh of relief. You can relax for a moment before it all starts up again in …
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The Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (November 23, 2023)

It’s Thanksgiving, a holiday usually centered around family. This can be a wonderful thing, as generations come together to sit around a table, share food, tell stories, and remember what we’re grateful for. It’s a simple holiday, perfect for cherishing the little things. Family-centric holidays can also be times of high stress, especially for parents …
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The Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (October 12, 2023)

One of the most complex parts of parenting is deciding when a kid is old enough for certain things. When I was a kid, it was a lot easier to keep kids away from inappropriate content. Elementary school children were not running around with iPads because they hadn’t been invented yet. It was normal for …
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The Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (October 5, 2023)

I’ve been introducing these parenting tweets for a while now, and I’ve reached an impasse this week. I have reached a point where I’ve said everything I could possibly say about parenting. As a childless person, I feel like a bit of a fraud trying to talk about what parenting is like. I’ve picked up …
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The Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (September 28, 2023)

It’s easy to get fixated on the little things with parenting; it’s tiresome, you can never clock out, and kids drain your bank account like no other. While these things are true and can be incredibly frustrating, it’s important to sit back every once in a while and think about the enormity of bringing lives …
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Funny Kids Pen Hilarious Apology Note For Ripping Open a Bean Bag Chair

Everybody makes mistakes, especially children. You’ve got to learn how not to be a stupid destructive person at some point in your life, and childhood is a great place to start. Kids make incredibly stupid decisions, and as a parent, you need to tell them when they’re in the wrong and punish them accordingly. If …
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