Texan real estate agent boasts that town outside of Dallas has the best real estate in the world because it has more HOAs than anywhere on Earth: ‘Current entry price is $1.2 million.’

What makes an area great to live in?  You might be a country mouse who wants to live in beautiful nature, away from the hustle and bustle of big-city life. You might be a city mouse who loves the chaos and grime of a city, and every cultural and economic institution that is at your …
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Mom allows her 13-year-old daughter’s 12-year-old vegetarian friend to eat meat at a sleepover, against her parents’ wishes: ‘Her friend is very meat-curious, and always asks to try it.’

Should a parent be allowed to force their dietary restrictions on their child?  Parents have always decided what their kids eat. It’s not as if kids are the ones going to the grocery store and deciding exactly what to cook for dinner every night! They are always at their parents’ mercy. If their parents think …
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25+ Chipotle Memes for Burrito Bowl Belivers

You have so many choices to make when it comes to your food. You have to choose whether to cook or to eat out, what to cook, what groceries to buy, and what foods to choose to make you feel your best but also taste good. It can be enough to send your head spinning. …
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27 Guacamole Memes That Know They Are Extra and Act Like It

There are few pleasures in life greater than a nice scoop of freshly made guac. For me, it’s one of the main reasons to go out for Mexican food. It’s the perfect blend of creamy, fresh, salty, and flavorful, and it goes with so much. Chips, of course. Tacos and burritos, naturally. But have you …
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A Beefy 5-Layer Burrito of Memes Filled with Beans and Cheese

If your burrito ain’t bursting at the seams, then you just don’t get it… 

Dude records Chipotle employee to get larger portions, gets criticized for being embodiment of the surveillance state: ‘They don’t get paid enough for this’

If you’ve been around the fast food block, you’ve probably heard the complaint that Chipotle doesn’t put enough meat in their bowls. I’ve never particularly had a problem with this: every time I’ve eaten Chipotle, it’s been so filling I didn’t need to eat again for at least another 8 hours. However, that doesn’t stop …
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Judgmental Karen Calls Workers Eating Chipotle By Themselves A ‘Dystopian Nightmare’

Everybody does lunch breaks differently. Some opt to bring their own lunch and eat at their desk. Others might head on down to the company cafeteria for some grub. If you live close enough to home, you might even get to come back to your own kitchen to whip something up. However, if you’re feeling …
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Fast Food Worker Memes For Suffering Employees

If you’re like most people, you’ve probably spent at least some time slaving away in the greasy, soul-sucking world of fast food. You know the drill: long hours, low pay, and the constant stench of deep-fried despair. Sure, the fast food industry might not be the most glamorous line of work, but it’s a rite …
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Rude Coworker Keeps Stealing Dude’s Lunch, So He Crushes a Ghost Pepper in it and Finds the Culprit via Their Intense Coughing

They shouldn’t have been stealing someone else’s lunch if they can’t stand the heat.