Sometimes you have to get creative so you don’t lose your mind as a parent. Comedian and dad, Topher Harless recently unlocked a new parenting hack that is entertaining not only his son, but himself, mom, and all the TikTok viewers who are now part of this epic story time. His trick? Well, his son …
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Delightfully Dumb ‘Movie Titles In Movie Lines’ Anti-Memes
There’s a somewhat infamous /tv/ «favorite movie lines» thread on 4chan in which someone humorously misquoted a character from American Psycho saying, «Patrick, it’s you!! You’re the American Psycho?!!» Another user replied, «He didn’t say that,» escalating the thread into a barrage of ironic shitposts inspired by the OP’s American Psycho joke. For example, an …
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Image of Cow Wearing VR Headsets Sparks Matrix Jokes & Memes
Last week, journalist @ShujaUH shared a story about a Turkish farmer who fitted his cows with VR headsets to trick them into thinking they were grazing on vast and beautiful pastures. The ridiculous image shows a dairy cow with a VR headset (presumably for humans) strapped over each eye. In 2019, a similar story about …
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Absurd Meme Imagines What Happens When Both Matrix Pills Are Taken
There’s a new shitpost in town and it’s spreading like wildfire. According to Know Your Meme, a Reading, Pennsylvania-obsessed Facebook page called Reading-Berks Hotdog Society was the first to post ‘Oh shit I took both pills and now I’m stuck in Reading, Pennsylvania.’ The meme simultaneously refers to The Matrix and Big Ratchet’s viral tweet, ‘I …
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Cracked Remade ‘The Matrix: Resurrections’ for $20
Cracked returns to the The Matrix: Resurrections with only $20 in their hands. After all this time.
Keanu Reeves Thinks NFTs Are a Joke and Fans Are Thrilled
In a recent interview with The Verge, Matrix star and meme hero Keanu Reeves heartily giggled at his own NFT diss after interviewer Alex Heath brought up the idea of ‘digital scarcity.’ Reeves also hinted critical feelings toward Facebook—’can we just not have Metaverse be invented by Facebook?’ wondered Reeves aloud. Neo fans and haters …
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Video of Matrix Fans Waiting to See ‘Reloaded’ Is a Beautifully Cringey Glimpse at the Early Aughts
As was the case for many older millennials, my cousin and I were intensely obsessed with The Matrix. We’d dress up and recite lines from the 1999 action film, writhing as we pretended to dodge bullets. We also learned that wearing sunglasses indoors can lead to injuries, but as tweens we didn’t really care. We …
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15+ Times Keanu Reeves Delighted Us With His Wholesome Presence
We’ve brought you Keanu content before, but the dude is so worth every meme and tweet that we thought we’d deliver another batch of wholesome Keanu-related posts. And never forget that you’re breathtaking and Keanu would be proud of you.
Presenting ‘The Matrix’ – If It Were Made For $20
Hey, nerds. The Matrix 4 Trailer just dropped, so our friends over at Cracked grabbed $20 and remade the Rooftop Showdown and «Dodge This» scenes from the original Matrix.
The Full ‘Matrix Resurrections’ Trailer Just Dropped and Fans Are Ready to Free Their Minds
Since Warner Bros launched that trippy interactive website on Tuesday, the internet has been literally shaking in anticipation for the full Matrix Resurrections trailer. Well the wait is over for all the Matrix-pilled fans out there. So Neo and Trinity have aged and appear to be experiencing amnesia in a sterile-looking San Francisco, while younger …
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