Karen demands lifeguard find her lost bracelet at bottom of the pool, calls ‘this generation’ lazy because he couldn’t find it: ‘We tell people not to wear jewelry in the pool’

Lifeguarding is such a strange job when you really think about it. Water parks, beaches, and community pools around the world put the lives of their patrons in the hands of bored athletic teenagers, making $12 an hour if they’re lucky. It’s honestly a miracle that there aren’t more drownings at pools, given how undertrained, …
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‘Wow, that’s awkward’: Sketchy landlord wants to use tenant’s pool on weekends

I’ve never been lucky enough to have my own pool, few are. I’d love to one day and feel the luxury of swimming whenever the heck I want. Imagine, taking a dip at 3 AM all by your lonesome just because you feel like it. That’s the highest realm of living I could imagine. And …
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‘I call that the torpedo’: Frisky wife has an 11/10 summer when her hubby ranks her pool activities, proving that you never grow out of pool-time silliness (VIDEO)

Nothing hits like that post-pool Dorito-filled ham and cheese sandwich. If you know what I’m talking about, you probably had a childhood where you could dive into a friend’s pool, the public plunge, or maybe you were even lucky enough to have a pool in your very own backyard. But children of the pool all …
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30+ Sizzling Hot Memes to Celebrate Summer

Ahhh, the sweet smell of summer serenade is in the air– Freshly cut grass, pool chemicals, and that sticky melted popsicle that’s stained your sidewalk for a week. Although we’re only a few hours into the technical summer season, it feels like we’ve already been on broil for a month, getting our tan on in …
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Voluptuous Diet Memes for Thicc Folks Failing to Achieve Their Summer Body in Time for Pool Days

It’s perfectly normal to gain a few pounds in the winter months. That’s when all the ‘cookie holidays’ are, that’s when you’re wearing the bulkiest clothes, and that’s when the weather is so depressing that you can fully justify eating an entire birthday cake for lunch. However, since it’s no longer jacket weather, slim thicc …
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Remote Employees Spark Controversy For Working at the Pool

Working from home can be a blessing. You spend less time commuting and more time with your loved ones. However, people who work outside a typical office are sometimes accused of wasting time and lying about their productivity, which is exactly what happened in this viral TikTok. 

Martha Stewart Posts A Thirst Trap Pic On Instagram, Internet Reacts

Beloved TV personality Martha Stewart recently posted a photo of herself poolside on Instagram, and let’s just say, it’s got the internet uncomfortably horny. The thirst trap pic has people marveling at Stewart’s good looks at age 78, and of course, roasting the heck out of it in true unsavory internet fashion.

Mother Ignoring Her Kid Makes For The Perfect Distracted Meme

We don’t know about y’all, but we think learning to swim as kids was straight-up terrifying, so this meme brings back some unfortunate feelings. But on a lighter note, it’s being used to make fun of times when something important gets blatantly ignored. Check out Know Your Meme for more examples!

Sixteen Sarcastic Memes For Those With A ‘Passion’ For Fitness

Even if you’re a die-hard gym rat, pretty much all of us can relate to these memes at least occasionally. They’re meant for those times where you’ve been sitting on the couch with Netflix all day and you have to walk down a couple flights of stairs to meet your UberEats driver.  Now click here …
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