Entitled 29-year-old takes porcelain doll from late grandma’s collection, complains when her sister insists she should give it to 10-year-old niece who it was bequeathed to: ‘My niece let all of the remaining five dolls get ruined’

There is nothing quite like the promise of an inheritance to cause a rupture in a family dynamic, and this doesn’t even have to involve any big-ticket items like a house or a large sum of money. Any object, no matter how small, can be used as a means to hash out resentments and conflicts …
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25 Sylvanian Family Memes for Calico Critter Collectors

If you were a child of the 90s, odds are you at least had a friend who was obsessed with Sylvanian family figurines, if you weren’t yourself. Those little flocked plastic dolls captured our imaginations and captured them hard. Even though we’re probably adults with jobs and lives and responsibilities, we won’t deny that sometimes …
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38-year-old aunt allows her kids to steal dolls from her 11-year-old niece because she thinks she’s too old for them, mom takes the dolls back: ‘[Her aunt] said that her kids had a better right to the dolls’

Whether it makes sense or not, society has assigned toys that are developmentally appropriate for certain ages. I understand why an 8-year-old might get bored with blocks when they loved them when they were 4. Kids want toys that present some kind of challenge or inspiration, and dolls can be a great source of inspiration. …
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Barbie Memes for Barbie Girls on National Barbie Day

The Barbie doll is probably one of the most famous toys of all time. There are many reasons for this, including savvy marketing and the fact that she has been everything from a supermodel to an astronaut.  However, probably the biggest factor in her celebrity is that she is so completely iconic. Most of us …
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Hilarious M3GAN Tweets For Fans of the Newest Horror Doll

In October of 2022, the trailer for the horror movie M3GAN went viral on Twitter. The movie is about a little girl whose aunt got her a robot doll to be her best friend after the devastating loss of her parents. M3GAN is the titular dancing doll with a robot whose threats and acts of …
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American Girl Doll Memes For Samanthas, Mollys, and Addys Alike

I think I know more about American Girl Dolls than you do, genius, and I really do mean that! I was an American Girl Doll stan as a child, and even though I haven’t fully gotten to the adult doll collector stage of life, I wouldn’t be surprised if I get there at some point. …
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The Funniest M3GAN Tweets That Celebrate The Titular Creepy Dancing Doll

There’s a new dancing doll in town, and her name is M3GAN. Horror movies such as Childs Play and Annabelle have put creepy dolls on the map as certified horror icons. However, creepy dolls don’t just have to be red-headed Raggedy Ann-esque weirdos. They can also be uncanny-valley animatronic dancing girls who are both killers …
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Deranged Memes & Tweets About The Future Of American Girl Dolls

With their cutesy outfits, elaborate backstories, and occasional forays into dubious ethnic stereotypes, there is no greater encapsulation of twee childhood Americana than American Girl Dolls. Since 1986, these high-end toys turned wannabe heirlooms have made their mark on avid collectors and pushy suburban moms alike. Combining the dead-eyed creepiness of the kind of thing …
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