Kids lie all the time. It doesn’t matter if they’ve been in a religious institution since birth that instructs them not to lie; they will lie about something. Heck, I know people who grew up Catholic and lied about sins they didn’t commit so that they could have something to talk about in confession! It …
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Jealous employees gossip about their coworker whose boyfriend regularly orders coffee to the office for her: ‘The women think my girlfriend is rubbing it in their face hat she gets treated to a nice drink every few days’
Nobody wants to be envied. Although some products are advertised with the rhetoric, «You’ll be the envy of all your friends if you buy this,» nobody actually wants that. Envy is much worse than jealousy because it actively pins for the demise of the envied in favor of the envier’s promotion. You don’t have to …
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20+ Coffee Memes For Your Coffee Break
Caffeine is one of the most socially acceptable addictions. It might be because drinking coffee or tea or, in my case, Diet Coke every day doesn’t actually do anything that significantly derails your life in the short term. You could drink four cups of coffee a day, and although some claim otherwise, there isn’t any …
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Coffee Memes For Caffeine Coinsurers Who Crave The Brown Liquid
«Don’t even talk to me until I’ve had my coffee.» This sentiment was once an earnest admission of dependence and has since transformed into a total joke. It’s easy to rag on coffee memes for being old hat. They’re the language of elementary school teachers who hate their lives or moms on the verge of …
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Coffee Memes For Caffeine Fiends in Need of Their Morning Cuppa
Good morning, good afternoon, and good evening. Wherever you are in the world and whatever time it is right now, I’m sure a nice hot (or cold) cup of coffee is calling your name. You might claim to be one of those people who only need 1.5 cups of coffee in the morning to get …
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Company opens coffee shop inside of office, gets rid of all the free coffee machines: ‘We were promised a free cup of coffee if we published an impactful research article’
One of the best parts of going into the office is free food and drinks. I’m not saying that sitting next to your colleagues and doing work simultaneously is totally worthless, but you could work next to other people at any public library during working hours. Sure, you can go into a meeting room to …
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20+ Coffee Memes For Caffeine Consumers Who Crave Brown Liquid
Caffeine is one of the most socially acceptable addictions. It might be because drinking coffee or tea or, in my case, Diet Coke every day doesn’t actually do anything that significantly derails your life in the short term. You could drink four cups of coffee a day, and although some claim otherwise, there isn’t any …
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20 Coffee Memes for Caffeine Consumers Who Need Their Brown Liquid
Coffee is way more important than people credit it for. If coffee suddenly disappeared from the earth, we would be in an international crisis, the likes of which we’ve never seen. The GDP would plummet, the cities would burn, and productivity would reach depths we haven’t seen since a pre-agrarian era. I’m mostly kidding, but …
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‘[She] spilled it on my papers’: Kindergartener steals teacher’s iced coffee, spills it all over her desk
Some kids have absolutely no boundaries, and I was one of them! I was one of the most terrifying types of kids to people who don’t like being touched; I was a hugger, and nothing could stop me from going up to absolute strangers and wrapping my gangly arms around them. Somebody really should’ve told …
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Woman Accrues Comically Large Stanley Cup Collection, Sparks Debate About Bias Against Niche Collectors
There have been a lot of water bottle trends over the past 20 years. From Kleen Kanteens to the ones with a spray feature attached that nobody seems to remember but me (does anyone remember those from the early 2010s) to hydro flasks, every couple of years, the tides seem to turn, and a new …
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